I have a job where I visit people door to door and on one occasion I met this really gross fat woman. She looked like a troll and was wearing a tank top, but when I spied that thick carpet of black armpit hair under her arm, I got a boner.
She cut it brief and I was on my way before I could make any small talk, but man, that was hot. There was just something so erotic about her. Even now, I think of that gross woman and the gross love making we could've had.