>put your head in a woodchi-AH AAAH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? *woodchipper turning on noises* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *chudder gets thrown head first into a woodchipper* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!