russians hate me because I'm too gayish and lazy and don't like the russian lifestyle
westerners hate me because of their propaganda and hohols and shit
mudslimes hate me because I'm too faggot for their religion and an alcoholic
poos hate me because I don't poop in the streets and don't give a shit about cows
chinks hate me because I don't like to kill dolphins, cats and dogs and eat them
women hate me because I'm a kinda fat poor and don't have a car and non motivated to become a gym rich faggot
gays hate me because I'm not too gay and don't want to sucke dicke
dogs hate me because I love cats and smell like one
fml