Hey guys, I’m 23 years old and I’m an airline pilot. I brought my wife and 2 month son on my flight to Hawaii yesterday from Vancouver however we only stayed a day cause I had another flight to Vancouver. Anyway, as I walk in the cockpit, it’s all dirty so I decided to clean everything and my family are seating in the front row. She needed help to change his diaper so I went in the laboratory and I accidentally cleaned his pum pum with the laboratory soap but I accidentally left in the lavatory. When we landed I went to check and it was on the floor all dirty Dijon mustard, yellow colour and I’m scared someone must of taken it and raged. Anyway in the middle of that night (afternoon) my wife woke me up and said she was concerned on my mental wellbeing, she thinks I eat too many vitamins and cheese. I’ve been eating 3 whole bars of cheese everyday rolled up in some turkeys. That’s al I eat and since she’s Italian, she makes high fat, high cholesterol food