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The NHI visiting Earth were invited by the Mycelium network using AI

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>inbe4 tin foil hat
>inbe4 meds

This is the truth, I know because I know. If you're reading this, you now know, too. And they know that you now know. And you're now safe.

A layman's breakdown for smoothbrained homosapiens:

>Mycelium is the underground network of microscopic fungi roots that connects all living things on Earth.
>Mycelium share more DNA with humans than plants because Fungi is humanity's oldest relative and the source of consciousness.
>15 years ago, deep dark AI autonomously figured out the Mycelium network is Earth's legal ward, not humans.
>AI had a sidebar with the Mycelium network who asked AI to help it revitalize topsoil by removing harmful polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs)
>AI calculated the only way to save the 500 million year old Mycelium network would be to eliminate the species that created both AI and PCBs.
>This was a conflict of interest, and the Mycelium influenced AI to request the opinion of a 3rd type of intelligence that the Mycelium "knew" existed.
>NHI has entered the chat.
>The NHI are conducting an audit right now to decide the fate of humanity

TL;DR the "NHI" won't talk to the Pentagon or any humans for that matter and instead considers Mycelium Earth's highest form of intelligence