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>Go to hang out with buddy, not knowing he's with girls one of whom I banged, making her jealous friend hate my dick.
>Crazy ass shitstorm ensues - lost at some point somehow, left alone with 3 immature hoes
>Constantly hit on by clowns claiming to be tiktok celebs
>Melted ice cream cone chick testing my ability to come back from insults
>Idiots with camera and mic come up and offer girls $200 each to come to their place and "make only fans content"
>They almost take it
>Narrowly regain my dignity by telling them off saying they're desperate enough to pay for sex but too broke to go to a strip club
>Drunk while dealing with all this fuckery
>Forget where I parked car somehow
>These bitches pissed, threaten to uber home
>3 secs away from telling them "fucking uber and leave me alone"
>Friend Jesus Christ strolls up in his chariot, saves the day like the second coming
>Find my ride, drive to McDonald's parking lot for some shut-eye
>Wake up, head home like a goddamn hero who survived the ultimate test of male endurance and sanity.
Moral of the story: never go out with your buddy when he says "we should grab some drinks" without clarifying who "we" means and what kind of shitstorm awaits you in the night
>Crazy ass shitstorm ensues - lost at some point somehow, left alone with 3 immature hoes
>Constantly hit on by clowns claiming to be tiktok celebs
>Melted ice cream cone chick testing my ability to come back from insults
>Idiots with camera and mic come up and offer girls $200 each to come to their place and "make only fans content"
>They almost take it
>Narrowly regain my dignity by telling them off saying they're desperate enough to pay for sex but too broke to go to a strip club
>Drunk while dealing with all this fuckery
>Forget where I parked car somehow
>These bitches pissed, threaten to uber home
>3 secs away from telling them "fucking uber and leave me alone"
>Friend Jesus Christ strolls up in his chariot, saves the day like the second coming
>Find my ride, drive to McDonald's parking lot for some shut-eye
>Wake up, head home like a goddamn hero who survived the ultimate test of male endurance and sanity.
Moral of the story: never go out with your buddy when he says "we should grab some drinks" without clarifying who "we" means and what kind of shitstorm awaits you in the night
