I had a horrifying incident happen to me recently involving a irl loli. I had a friend of a friend's little daughter (like single digits) sit on my lap alone and said "You're my boyfriend now, you can come inside me". I got up and ran the fuck out of that house and never went back. Never told anyone except one of my closest friends who was there and wanted to know why I just suddenly bailed. She heard that shit somewhere before. I wanted no part of it.