Bro, Jesus Christ has prepared a place for us! Believe in Christ and love by his beautiful teachings and we will live a more wholesome fulfilling life and never taste death!
>B-but he's a brown JEW!
He's a Judean from Galilee of the Gentiles (GAUL-ilee) He very likely was Celtic. He's nothing like the tunnel diggers today who actually came AFTER him and despise our Lord.
>But he's THE KING OF THE JEWS!
He's the king of EVERYONE. That was a troll by the Romans to piss the Jews off, and they were FURIOUS!
>But he wants me to stop jerking off and fucking random women and being a tranny and watching anime and start a family
Yes

JESUS CHRIST is so powerful bros. Even say his name is you're ever having a bad dream or a bad trip or feeling demonic energy and it goes away. Evil demonic energy fears Christ and scurries away. Thank you Jesus Christ for changing my life, I will fall and mess up but you're always there to be my loving Bro/ Father/ God. Thank you God. Post based Jesus quotes under here, I'm going to find some too