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Grill Pill during the second Weimer

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:15:30 No.19497392 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19497393 >>19497394 >>19497395 >>19497397 >>19497399 >>19497401 >>19497405 >>19497408 >>19497421 >>19497428 >>19497456 >>19497466 >>19497471 >>19497474 >>19497476 >>19497477 >>19497480

I know the world's collapsing
I just wanna grill for gods sake
Take the grill pill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:16:22 No.19497393 Report

Quoted By: >>19497395 >>19497399

>>19497392
Why yes I'm gonna cook some pizzas tonight using the dojoe
I couldn't give a fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:17:03 No.19497394 Report

Quoted By: >>19497396 >>19497403

>>19497392
Nothing prevents ya from grilling on the ashes of a collapsed world.

Well, gas-dependancy might.

Why not grill on woodfire?
Better taste too imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:17:21 No.19497395 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
>>19497393
I'm getting to this point anon
The boomer grills because he's retarded
we grill because we know it's all going to collapse anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:18:20 No.19497396 Report

Quoted By: >>19497398

>>19497394
I can cook on Woodfire in the kamado if I want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:18:59 No.19497397 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
>Take the grill pill
I tried, the women working for Lowes delivery tried to deliver this up my front steps and this glass shit arrived in a thousand pieces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:21:02 No.19497398 Report

Quoted By: >>19497431

>>19497396
Oh, neat, didn't realise.

Maybe figure out a way to safely prep human meat for grilling tho, it's probably all that will be reliably available at least in the first months after the collapse.

And i mean for semi-fresh scavenging purposes, not hannibal lecter style, even if it's both cannibalism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:21:46 No.19497399 Report

Quoted By: >>19497418

>>19497392
>>19497393
good lookin grill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:22:42 No.19497400 Report

Quoted By: >>19497402 >>19497407

I have a rotisserie for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:23:34 No.19497401 Report

Quoted By: >>19497404

>>19497392
I have one of those and I will unironically make steak on my lunch break with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:23:40 No.19497402 Report

Quoted By: >>19497406

>>19497400

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:24:13 No.19497403 Report

Quoted By: >>19497411

>>19497394
Agreed. Wood is best heat for grilling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:24:48 No.19497404 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497401
Same I've gotten used to having a pizza prepped the day before and then cooking it in there for 5 minutes for perfect pidser

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:25:05 No.19497405 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
I'm gonna need a larger grill. Much larger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:25:24 No.19497406 Report

Quoted By: >>19497409

>>19497402
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM HUNGRY
reeeeeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:26:45 No.19497407 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497400
Neat, but you need something for big stuff as well.
Spitroasting is best.
>Inb4 long pig

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:27:20 No.19497408 Report

Quoted By: >>19497410 >>19497412

>>19497392
Is that grill worth the $2K price tag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:27:24 No.19497409 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497406
Go grab some food.
Good corn-syrup free food!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:27:50 No.19497410 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497408
absolutely yes
The green egg is finally making better attachments so that might be a better choice now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:28:46 No.19497411 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497403
I also prefer the taste it leaves on the subtle char somehow, always makes me feel as if i can taste hints of the wood in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:28:53 No.19497412 Report

Quoted By: >>19497413

>>19497408
Classic 3 is on sale for 500 dollars off on amazon only right now

so ya if you want one id do it now those assholes never do sales

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:31:35 No.19497413 Report

Quoted By: >>19497415

>>19497412
Ah, this is just an elaborate grill ad.

A good one though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:31:36 No.19497414 Report

Quoted By: >>19497416 >>19497417 >>19497429

no one who actually grills uses those $2,000 pieces of shit, you absolute faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:32:44 No.19497415 Report

Quoted By: >>19497420

>>19497413
nah its not
I just really enjoy it and the world is dogshit anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:33:15 No.19497416 Report

Quoted By: >>19497419

>>19497414
Yes they do poor boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:33:22 No.19497417 Report

Quoted By: >>19497425

>>19497414
...Does using makeshift grills by using semi-random cast iron fencing technically count as grilling?
Cuz otherwise i never grilled either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:34:26 No.19497418 Report

Quoted By: >>19497422 >>19497426 >>19497427 >>19497436

>>19497399
no it's not, that is the equivalent of a fucking stanley cup for grills you fucking faggot. picrel is same price with much more functionality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:35:48 No.19497419 Report

Quoted By: >>19497423 >>19497424 >>19497426 >>19497441

>>19497416
lmao i have a half size olympic in my back yard with a grill built into the gazebo you fucking pauper, know your place...my monthly chlorine/shock bill is more than your shitty fucking stanleycup grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:35:59 No.19497420 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497415
Fair enough, grill on brotha.

My i like sorta, well literally actually, cobbling together my grills from piles of stones and dug dirt.

The actual "grill" is literally an old fence i found way too long ago but it works fine.
(no paints or w/e obviously).

Though i spitroasted a boar too once, shit was divine.
Poured wine over it for way long and it turned out amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:36:33 No.19497421 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
Irrelevant, non political, spam

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:37:00 No.19497422 Report

Quoted By: >>19497433

>>19497418
>compares propane grill to a charcoal smoker/grill
anon are you retarded?
I have a propane grill as well and I use it for different purposes.

Im not gonna slow cook a briskett for 15 hours on a fucking propane grill when I have charcoal and smoking wood in my kamado

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:37:30 No.19497423 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497419
Hey no need to brag, everybody has their own preferences.
Not everyone needs custom built... or even built in my case. :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:37:47 No.19497424 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497419
proofs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:38:02 No.19497425 Report

Quoted By: >>19497434

>>19497417
fuck yea it does, and it's MUCH more proper grilling than OP's faggy shit that can't even hold a half dozen ny strips at a time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:38:40 No.19497426 Report

Quoted By: >>19497448

>>19497418
>>19497419
Your dad does or you are just larping

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:38:46 No.19497427 Report

Quoted By: >>19497430 >>19497438

>>19497418
You're not smoking a brisket, turkey, or ribs on a fucking gas grill retard.
/thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:38:45 No.19497428 Report

Quoted By: >>19497432

>>19497392
I prefer the flattop grill but a True Master is proficient with any flame
>teriyaki chx and hibachi veggies ftw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:39:08 No.19497429 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497414
I do, but I bought it on sale

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:39:28 No.19497430 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497427
This is what happens when zoomies brag about their parents shit and dont understand what the fuck they are talking about

or hes a poorfag seething and pretending

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:39:56 No.19497431 Report

Quoted By: >>19497437

>>19497398
>human meat
Just get some pigs and feed them whatever. They can turn anything into bacon. Even people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:40:01 No.19497432 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497428
I have a soapstone for that purpose anon :3
I love that fucking soapstone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:40:11 No.19497433 Report

Quoted By: >>19497435

>>19497422
no one gives a fuck about something you use 3x a year faggot. if i wanted something smoked, i'd throw it in my smoker, not some $2,000 piece of shit fabbed metal that I bought because i saw it being used by a fucking Ecelebrity, lmao your so fucking pathetic it's funny, the male version of the stanley cup collector

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:41:09 No.19497434 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497425
Neat.

I know a baron that sometimes brings me some game he shoots (since his wife went vegan), should ask if he can bag something real big this time.

Wonder how much of a highlander bovine i can fit into one grilling session, maybe i can install both the spitroast and grill at once if i think it through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:41:12 No.19497435 Report

Quoted By: >>19497442

>>19497433
post proofs zoomie
>fabbed metal
its ceramic
you are truly retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:41:26 No.19497436 Report

Quoted By: >>19497444

>>19497418
>posts the mcmansion of fucking gas grills

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:42:16 No.19497437 Report

Quoted By: >>19497439

>>19497431
True, good point.
Counterpoint: In absence of humans to feed to pigs i will still need to keep pigs alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:43:25 No.19497438 Report

Quoted By: >>19497440

>>19497427
hahaha if im smoking a turkey i use a fucking smoker you absolute peasant, LMAO found another male stanley cup collector

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:43:36 No.19497439 Report

Quoted By: >>19497443

>>19497437
Pigs are great foragers too. Trained right they can help find mushrooms/truffles/edible stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:43:52 No.19497440 Report

Quoted By: >>19497445

>>19497438
What smoker?
You posted a gas grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:44:27 No.19497441 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497419
>chlorine
lmao, you're poor and don't have saltwater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:45:17 No.19497442 Report

Quoted By: >>19497446

>>19497435
hahahahahaha you cry for proofs after calling me poor you fucking peasant, lmao i bet my yearly chlorine tab cost is more than your yearly mortgage expense you poor fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:46:08 No.19497443 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497439
True, but not much use for that in an overurbanised country like mine.
I'd invite you to come over and inspect it, but i advise you to try to aim for dry weather and pleasant temperatures of spring.

Not that it's very nice here, but it's good to have a perspective of what the world can be like.

Piggies would be difficult here, even if it's a pretty good idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:46:10 No.19497444 Report

Quoted By: >>19497446 >>19497447

>>19497436
i post a 2grand equivalent that will do the same shit because you faggots have never, and will never smoke shit besides cock hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:47:10 No.19497445 Report

Quoted By: >>19497446

>>19497440
i was posting a 2grand equivalent of a grill that has much more surface area, this had nothing to do with smoking, learn reading comprehension you illiterate pauper

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:47:50 No.19497446 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497442
>>19497444
>>19497445
President Mohn? is that you Justin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:48:03 No.19497447 Report

Quoted By: >>19497451

>>19497444
Why are you boasting about gasgrills on 4chan of all places?

That'd be like me showing off my Monets.
No one with any sense would believe that shit, and should anyone believe me then i should be very worried about the safety of my stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:48:03 No.19497448 Report

Quoted By: >>19497450 >>19497452 >>19497453

>>19497426
my dad's been gone since 09 faggot, lmao i'm a farmer who makes more in subsidies in a year than you do in a decade

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:48:36 No.19497449 Report

Quoted By:

I'm thinking of making a concrete smoker, someone tell me why I shouldn't do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:48:48 No.19497450 Report

Quoted By: >>19497455

>>19497448
Anon being a piss jug farmer doesnt make you a "farmer"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:49:16 No.19497451 Report

Quoted By: >>19497454

>>19497447
whose boasting? i'm telling everyone that the grill in op's pic is the male equivalent of a fucking stanley cup, then the faggot op called me poor so i put him in his fucking place, dumb fucking esl toothpaste nigger, learn to fucking read

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:49:17 No.19497452 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497448
...That's an interesting way to boast about handouts.

Meh, i hope you at least produce good food for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:49:52 No.19497453 Report

Quoted By: >>19497457 >>19497462

>>19497448
you are a nigger and you've never grilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:50:41 No.19497454 Report

Quoted By: >>19497458

>>19497451
What the fuck is a stanley cup?
I thought it referred to some game trophy.

And yes that's just common boasting no matter how you try to twist it.
There are better ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:50:58 No.19497455 Report

Quoted By: >>19497459

>>19497450
lmao okay kiddo. a spare tire on one of my combines is worth more than every asset you own

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:51:36 No.19497456 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
YOU PUNCH THE TREE TO GET THE WOOD. YOU BURN THE WOOD TO GET THE COALS. YOU BURN THE COALS TO GET THE GOALS.
-How to tame a horse in mein kraft

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:51:50 No.19497457 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497453
Niggers grill too actually, in South Africa they call it "braai" in their weird dutch-derivative.

Had all kinds of game there, very good stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:52:26 No.19497458 Report

Quoted By: >>19497460 >>19497461

>>19497454
a stanley cup is some faggot shit every woman in america is buying 10 of because it's trendy, hence the comparison, this trendy piece of shit grill in op's picrel is a fucking male stanley cup. you could get a stand alone smoker and a grill with exponentially more surface area and utility for half the price

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:53:20 No.19497459 Report

Quoted By: >>19497463

>>19497455
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
I LIED ON 4CHAN AND THEN I CRIED
MY COMBINE AND PISS JUGS THEN IT ALL FELL APART
ONCE WHAT ANONS THOUGHT OF ME IS NOW JUST A CRINGIE MEME

I LIED SO HARD AND YET SO FARRRRRRRRR
IN THE END I COULDNT EVEN GRILL
I TRIED TO HARD TO GET THET THROUGH IT ALL
BUT IN THE END IM JUST ANOTHER RETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:53:20 No.19497460 Report

Quoted By: >>19497461

>>19497458
Ohhhh that meme is stanley cup, sorry i forgot, my bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:54:13 No.19497461 Report

Quoted By: >>19497465

>>19497458
>>19497460
Oh and that makes sense then, now i understand.
Sorry for the presumptions and thanks for the explanation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:54:56 No.19497462 Report

Quoted By: >>19497464 >>19497468

>>19497453
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i've grilled more fucking ny strips in a single day working a wedding reception @ westwood country club in austin than you will touch individual pieces of meat in your entire life boy...did that all 5 years of college...you could grill every day for 2 years and not catch up to me, bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:54:59 No.19497463 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497459
Gotta appreciate the effort ghehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:55:44 No.19497464 Report

Quoted By: >>19497469

>>19497462
Mate you should totally grill-ify that old "gorilla warfare" copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:56:06 No.19497465 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497461
if one person gets it i did my job, faggy trendy shit like grill in this retarded thread is as useful as a stanley cup, and every faggot here who says otherwise has not cooked more than 20 pieces of meat over fire in their entire life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:56:09 No.19497466 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
Komodo over green egg? Or the reverse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:56:19 No.19497467 Report

Quoted By: >>19497473

If you're not grilling on a Weber you are 100% a homosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:56:34 No.19497468 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497462
This might be the gayest anon I have ever seen
Lets see how far we can push this one
Tell us more

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:56:37 No.19497469 Report

Quoted By: >>19497470 >>19497475

>>19497464
lol im lookin it up now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:57:13 No.19497470 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497469
I have a funny banana meme for you boomer
trust me
>ITS ALL YOURS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:57:27 No.19497471 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
Take the homemade charcoal pill.

An old paint can with a hole popped in the lid and stuffed with hardwood chunks. Toss into fire and bake for a few hours. The Grill Gods will reward you heftily.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:58:25 No.19497472 Report

Quoted By: >>19497478

How will you grill bugs when the new world order fully sets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:58:30 No.19497473 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497467
FUCKING THIS!
every american itt who tried to bolster the komodildo image is a faggot who deserves to be shot in the fucking face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:58:39 No.19497474 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
Only a fedcoat could afford one of those overpriced Gaylord grills

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:58:39 No.19497475 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497469
I'll happily coach you in this grill-themed meme-off.

I used to be the godfather of trolling itself after all
(totally not a boast)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:58:49 No.19497476 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
>$800
Anon wtf. Why would you dump that kind of money on a charcoal grill? Brain damage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:58:56 No.19497477 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
Very nice. I got a Big Goy Egg about a year ago. Absolute game changer. It’s a small, but I can still fit a whole chicken or 7 pound pork butt.

Pellet smokers are fine too, until they start charging you for micro transactions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:59:48 No.19497478 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497472
It's unethical to call asians that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 15:59:54 No.19497479 Report

Quoted By:

>>457222222

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2024 16:03:55 No.19497480 Report

Quoted By:

>>19497392
That is a sweet ass grill OP. Looks like its got all the gear on it.

I got a little charcoal/wood grill and a propane grill for total sociatal collapse and extended power outages, while all the city fags around me starve waiting for 6 hour delivery times on their ordered food. Also have a butain stove for coffee and soup.

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Anonymous ID:KkChDWrD Thu 01 Feb 2024 18:07:20 No.19498173 Report

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grills are for stupid boomers who ignore everything and consume our tax money
the traditional brick oven is for proper men
>bakes pizza at a roaring 700 degrees instead of the petty 300 degrees grills cook at
>made by hand
>can double as a metal casting foundry

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Anonymous ID:8L/XV7+j Thu 01 Feb 2024 20:12:35 No.19498849 Report

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Kroatian lawn dinner

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