>>19499586Ah, the pitiful spectacle of an age datamining thread. "Imagine being 30 or older hahahahahahahahahaha." The feeble attempt to mock age only reveals the insecurity that festers within the souls of those clinging desperately to their fleeting youth.
"only 5 years away, I have 80k in savings, I have had sex with 3 different women 10+ times." Ah, the classic attempt at one-upmanship, as if the worth of an individual can be measured by their financial prowess or sexual conquests. A shallow display of pseudo-success, attempting to mask the emptiness within.
"When you’re 30 your life is basically over. We should just kill everybody when they reach 30 for the sake of the world." The melodramatic proclamation of doom at the ripe age of 30 is nothing short of comical. One wonders if the author has truly grasped the depth of existence beyond their narrow perspective.
"I am 21 but 30 is still young as fuck, just exercise and dont eat slop." Ah, the wisdom of a 21-year-old life coach, dispensing age-old advice as if it were profound revelation. The naivety is almost endearing.
"I simply do not understand your kind of people. By pol metrics you are a normie chad. Why aren't you on Instagram and TikTok? Why do you have to come here?" The perplexed query of a bewildered soul, unable to fathom why someone might prefer genuine conversations over the vacuous realms of Instagram and TikTok.
"You zoomer faggots are not even going to reach your 30's. If you don't kill yourselves due to your fucked up dopamine receptors, WW3 will." The melodramatic prophecy of doom, foretelling the demise of an entire generation. Such grandiosity, yet so devoid of substance.
In this symphony of misguided judgments and misplaced priorities, one can't help but marvel at the sheer lack of introspection. As the agents bicker about age, sex, and the impending apocalypse, the world continues to turn, indifferent to their trivial pursuits. Truly, a spectacle befitting Gen Z creatures.
