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>be me, age 9
>family was having a major cleanup of the house
>among all the old stuff from the 80s or 90s was a porn mag
>didn't know the concept of porn at the time so i just thought "naked woman magazine woah"
>an 80s or 90s one, and was a chinese one(duh).
>cover had a naked pornstar on it (maybe 20s to 30s) with a fucking forest of pubes
>vagina was invisible in the pubes
>but i remembered the boobs to be very exposed and quite acceptable (was a b or c cup, i'm not sure)
>somehow felt the strange urge to hide it for later
>be me a few days later
>home alone with grandma doing chores
>decide to flip open the porno mag
>flipped to see the woman in the cover again, now with a white ass radish on her near-yellow body, she still has the pubes(jesus the 80s were weird)
>also saw a page where some bdsm shit was going on
>that's about all the stuff i can remember from the mag
>back to the pornstar with the pubes
>ifeelweird.jpg
>didn't know why but decided to put penis to the woman's mouth
>naturally the page felt waxy on my dick
>felt good but was not enough to make me cum(didn't know the concept of cum at the time either)
>few days later
>alone at home
>thought grandma was doing chores at the back(lol no)
>i start flipping the porno mag again
>grandma comes over
>sees that i'm puttting my micropeener with a porno mag her long dead husband hid with the storage
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>yells at me
>she then takes away the magazine
>but she's very nice to me so she doesn't tell anyone
>mfw
From that day on the porno mag was nowhere to be found. Inb4 "oh well lol this is what pornhub is for am i right?"
>family was having a major cleanup of the house
>among all the old stuff from the 80s or 90s was a porn mag
>didn't know the concept of porn at the time so i just thought "naked woman magazine woah"
>an 80s or 90s one, and was a chinese one(duh).
>cover had a naked pornstar on it (maybe 20s to 30s) with a fucking forest of pubes
>vagina was invisible in the pubes
>but i remembered the boobs to be very exposed and quite acceptable (was a b or c cup, i'm not sure)
>somehow felt the strange urge to hide it for later
>be me a few days later
>home alone with grandma doing chores
>decide to flip open the porno mag
>flipped to see the woman in the cover again, now with a white ass radish on her near-yellow body, she still has the pubes(jesus the 80s were weird)
>also saw a page where some bdsm shit was going on
>that's about all the stuff i can remember from the mag
>back to the pornstar with the pubes
>ifeelweird.jpg
>didn't know why but decided to put penis to the woman's mouth
>naturally the page felt waxy on my dick
>felt good but was not enough to make me cum(didn't know the concept of cum at the time either)
>few days later
>alone at home
>thought grandma was doing chores at the back(lol no)
>i start flipping the porno mag again
>grandma comes over
>sees that i'm puttting my micropeener with a porno mag her long dead husband hid with the storage
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>yells at me
>she then takes away the magazine
>but she's very nice to me so she doesn't tell anyone
>mfw
From that day on the porno mag was nowhere to be found. Inb4 "oh well lol this is what pornhub is for am i right?"
