Yahweh creates the perfect world with angels to do his glorious bidding, one of them rebels (even though angels aren't supposed to have free will but we'll ignore that for now), and instead of destroying Lucifer he casts him down to earth where he's free to muck up the great Yahweh's perfect creation, conveniently tempting Eve to eat from the tree that he put there, knowing human nature enough to know that they would eventually give in an eat the apple, after which thousands of years of pain, misery, disease, corruption, degeneration and suffering would follow, all because of Yahweh's incompetence in maintaining his perfect creation. So this is the story Christians are going with? Reallly now?