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Prediction of GTA 6

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 05:49:10 No.19529738 View View Reply Original Report

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>Play as an Hispanic woman
>Tik-Tok/Instagram game-play mechanism
>Systemic racism undertones
>Whites portrayed in submissive positions
>Murdering whites en masse
>All missions assigned by black characters
>Murdering racist Karen mission
>Murdering KKK/Neo-Nazis mission
>Two BBC subversion scenes
>Glorification of crime
>Glorification of black "culture"
>One parody of radical feminism
>One parody of Tik-Tok/Instagram
>Influencers
>All story-mode cut scenes will be short due to diminishing attention span among the youth
>All subsequent updates will orientated around GTA 6 Online mode

10/10 ~ IGN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 05:59:04 No.19529739 Report

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>>19529738
Yes, and its a good thing.
Whites should be shamed and humiliated in every possible way.
Browns and Blacks will have successfully overtaken whites in population soon.

We are coming for you. Why don't you go commit a crime huh? Write a manifesto while you're at it too?
Gonna cry? Gonna seethe? Fuck you bitch ass nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:00:27 No.19529740 Report

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Living in America simulator

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:01:31 No.19529741 Report

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One day i realized video games are for children as indicated by the word "game"
One day youll realize the same and come back when youre 18

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:02:50 No.19529742 Report

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>>19529739
a little too try-hard if you ask me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:03:20 No.19529743 Report

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>>19529739
You know we've literally taken over the world multiple times over while being a minority each time right? The last thing you want is to push white people into a corner and force us to reignite that old spirit. You'd be back in chains within a few years at most. Calm the fuck down and be peaceful before shit goes wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:03:34 No.19529744 Report

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>>19529741
you better not be a sports fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:04:54 No.19529745 Report

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>>19529738
So an actual simulator? Probably be worth the 70 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:05:38 No.19529746 Report

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>>19529738
Why are you so scared about something other than your propaganda being made?
It's a free market so let the customers decide

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:06:41 No.19529747 Report

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>>19529738
>Glorification of crime
In a GTA game?! That'd never happen.
Next you'll say you'll be able to buy weapons and drive fast as a key part of gameplay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:08:23 No.19529748 Report

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>>19529746

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:08:31 No.19529749 Report

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>>19529743
Do something about it little bitch.
While we steal your own women and your country from beneath your feet, you'll sit the fuck down and watch like the weak race you are

Your children will be brown and black, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:08:39 No.19529750 Report

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>>19529738
only niggers should be wasting their time and energy on videogames, that's why me and a tranny friend made one a few years ago that ticked all your boxes. You might call it woke, but White men should be profiting off of games, not playing them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:09:21 No.19529751 Report

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>>19529738
Yeah it is going to be pozzed but I don’t think it’s the battle to fight somehow rockstarofdavid always makes the people that criticize their games look more stupid then their dogshit. Best to let sleeping dogs lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:09:30 No.19529752 Report

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>>19529739
A few notes to improve bait:
1. Emulate the caricature of your persona.
This includes use of memeflags and colloquialisms. "finna" *smacks lips* cap a fool
Generally embrace the low IQ of the negro.

2.Ask fewer questions and make more outrageous statements.

3. ALL CAPS FOR VOLUME

It's really that simple. Niggers can't tell the difference anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:10:02 No.19529753 Report

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>>19529744
This
To many FAGGOTS will say "that's a game for children!"
Then will watch football.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:10:10 No.19529754 Report

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>>19529749
Well done! You win, the death of civilization! Lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:11:17 No.19529755 Report

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>>19529743
Fucking baited lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:13:36 No.19529756 Report

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>>19529752
Somehow that retard managed to hook one. How does dogshit bait like that get any attention why are there so many retards here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:13:51 No.19529757 Report

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>>19529753
not to mention poker, boggle, darts, chess.
As if adults haven't always played games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:13:51 No.19529758 Report

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>>19529741
Chess is a game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:14:02 No.19529759 Report

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>>19529748
Oh no the commie can't stand it that the global market is bigger than the racist market and wants the government to step in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:15:16 No.19529760 Report

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>>19529738
When I first saw that image I thought it was from Tik Tok or CNN. That is not a video game and never will be.
Pic related is a video game.
Video games are escapism, not lunchtime rowdies making a mockery of life and civilization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:17:23 No.19529761 Report

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>>19529758
First of all chess is haram even for children, so you sound pretty ignorant right now of british culture. Pretty sick of you scotsmen coming south trying to change things

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:23:40 No.19529762 Report

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>>19529761

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:26:17 No.19529763 Report

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>>19529738

You were doing well until you used the Jewish meme;
"dudee radical feminism"
feminism is radical in and of itself, idiot.
what's more, he was always "radical."
use only feminism...
and tell me something;
Who is worse, feminists who speak nonsense cliches with strange clothes, or educated feminists with good oratory leaders of companies, government positions, politics, etc.? Who literally makes the game? so it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:30:35 No.19529764 Report

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>Be a true chad gamer, anxiously awaiting GTAVI leaks
>Anonymous tip reveals playable character: Gobolita, an Afro-Latina obese drag queen with dilation of neovagina mini games
>"Okay," I thought, "this might be interesting."
>Gameplay elements include filming TikTok videos while fleeing police
>Game now includes mandatory daily check-ins on various social media platforms. Stay relevant or lose street cred!
>Completing challenges unlocks exclusive in-game items: BLM hoodie, Antifa bandana
>Massacre hoards of unsuspecting crackas, embracing your inner Malcolm X while spreading socially conscious messages throughout the streets!
>Celebrate the vibrancy of black culture through sensational acts of violence, theft, and deceit! Who said crime doesn't pay?
>'cancel whitey', 'punch nazi Karens', 'burn down suburbs', 'destroy white capitalism'
>uhhhhhhhhh
>find out every mission given by angry intersectional POC activists
>mission rewards include extra pronoun options for dialogue wheel
>black 'culture' worshipped like golden calf, whites genuflect accordingly
>Deluxe progressive edition comes with dragon dildos for children
>Steal shopping cart full of stolen goods, escape cops using twerk moves
>Vox argues theft essential to fight income inequality
>Execute the highly anticipated "Kill the Raging Karen" side quest, which guarantees countless laughs and satisfying retribution!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:34:55 No.19529765 Report

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>>19529756
because the unthinkable yesterday is the satire of today and the status quo tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:37:58 No.19529766 Report

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>>19529738
>>Whites portrayed in submissive positions
>>Murdering whites en masse

Nah, I think it's gonna be different. Although one character is a hispanic chick, I think the other main character that you play as is a white guy. Like how GTA5 had Trevor, Franklin, and Michael, GTA6 will have this chick and her bf, and I think the bf is a white guy. Otherwise he'll probably be a whiter hispanic like a cuban since it takes place in Flroida/Miami. I think the chick might be cuban too

Anyway, there was an anon who posted here a while ago claiming to have worked on gta6 and said it's way less woke than planned and isn't gonna hold back on tranny stuff like previously predicted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:43:49 No.19529767 Report

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>>19529764

Chad gamer...
Gta 6....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:45:25 No.19529768 Report

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>Be me, browsing the rumored leaks for GTA 6
>Hear it's gonna be super politically correct this time around
>Decide to give it a try anyways, because content for YouTube rage vid, has a 56 GB mandatory bug fix update
>Only playable character is a transgender obese Hispanic woman, because diversity and shit
>Immediately greeted with Tik-Tok style challenges, complete with forced dancing and duck face filters
>Okay, fine, I guess that's what the kids are into these days
>First mission: rob a convenience store, but make sure to film it and post it on Insta for clout
>Alright, seems simple enough
>Next mission: Kill a bunch of white guys for being "privileged"
>Uh, sure, why not? It's just a game after all
>All the missions are given by black characters, each more stereotypical than the last
>Systemic racism? More like systematic pandering
>Get tasked with protecting a ring of rich pedophiles, except they're all Jewish businessmen, honorary Masonic Achievement unlocked
>Oh, great, now I feel like a hero
>Come across several scenes glorifying cannibalism, organ trafficking, with Jews bankrolling the whole operation
>Wow, talk about controversial
>Finally reach a mission where I need to behead a little white girl in a cutscene for "being too privileged". Earn DNC achievement
>What the fuck is wrong with these writers?
>Quit the game in disgust, vowing to stick to Call of Duty instead
>Later hear that the entirety of GTA 6 Online is nothing but a series of petty crimes committed by influencers trying to gain followers
>Yep, definitely sticking to Monkeyball from now on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:47:45 No.19529769 Report

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>>19529766

What does this change?
Does it change that the game will clearly be woke?
Is your source an anon who said he worked there?
and the thousands of people who spoke on reddit who work there and each one told a different story? your standards to rely on is incredibly retarded.
what is more;
Did you read all the points he said? this Lucia will be a bit feminist and the original producers left the game and they themselves said that the game will have fewer harsh jokes.

Playing a white guy doesn't actually change anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:49:52 No.19529770 Report

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>>19529738
I just hope you can turn tricks as the girl, then murder the Johns. It’s the natural progression of this series and would finally turn the most often repeated criticism of these games on its ear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:51:47 No.19529771 Report

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>>19529752
Writing *smacks lips* makes it obvious it's bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:53:14 No.19529772 Report

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I hope they move to their subscription model for this game so it dies a quick and expensive death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 06:57:49 No.19529773 Report

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>be me, scrolling through Twitter, read announcement for GTA 6
>decide to check it out despite knowing it's gonna be woke garbage
create character, only allows to be a transgender Hispanic woman
>immediate regret as I realize the game forces me to participate in Tik-Tok trends and Instagram lives for XP
>okay, whatever, I'll just skip past that part
>first mission is killing white people for no reason other than them being white
>what kind of sick twisted joke is this?
>all missions are assigned by black characters who spout buzzwords and lecture nonstop about "systemic racism" in place of a music track
>feminist rally gets interrupted by driveby shootings wounded claw at spilled birth control pills like they were health potions
>halfway through the game and already tired of hearing the word privilege
>finally finish the main campaign and onto the side quests
one involves helping a rich Jewish investor fund his various criminal ventures
>another is protecting a group of cannibals from getting caught by the police
>why did I even bother buying this game?
>but oh boy, the best was saved for last
>one mission requires me to kidnap and torture a small child because she comes from a wealthy family
>can't even remember the last time I felt this disgusted
>fast forward to the final boss battle, which takes place during a cannibal festival hosted by a famous rapper
yeah, that happened
>after defeating him, I find out he's been funded by the same Jewish mobsters controlling the city
>game ends with me becoming the queen of the cannibal kingdom and leading a revolution against the patriarchy
>predictably, the online portion of the game turns out to be a giant circlejerk of influencer wannabes committing petty crimes for likes and follows

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 07:03:20 No.19529774 Report

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>>19529744
>>19529753
Do mutts really think that playing sports and sitting in front of a screen eating Cheetos and being a nigger are the same thing? No wonder you're all such fat faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 07:04:45 No.19529775 Report

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>>19529738
>Check the premise of the game
This is what GTA should have always been

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 07:08:35 No.19529776 Report

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You’re saying that the game series about being criminal and acting like a feral nigger isn’t le based???

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 07:12:11 No.19529777 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 07:57:20 No.19529778 Report

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So sick of you little hats.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 07:58:50 No.19529779 Report

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>>19529752
Black twitter is like a whole other language to me, however, that guy is clearly pretending to be retarded and not actually a nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 08:24:56 No.19529780 Report

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>>19529778
what is this from

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oi9QJzt2 Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:12:52 No.19530769 Report

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>>19529738
>oh no! the extremely trad GTA franchise is being subverted!!!
are you faggots listening to yourselves

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