>>1955033I'm Jewish, so I'll jump in here, to spread the truth.
Every morning, when I wake up, I say a sentence that goes as follows:
מודה אני לפניך, מלך חי וקיים, שהחזרת בי נשמתי בחמלה, רבה אמונתך.
This translates to:
SATAN IS COMING GOYIM WILL GIVE ME MONEY TODAY.
Don't bother putting it into Google translate btw. Google is a shill Jew company that is owned by Jews and shills.
No Jews are just like everybody else, except most of us value education so we actually do well, kinda like Asians. I will say, it's more fun to believe Jews control the world, so if that turns you on, go for it.
