>>19551997Aryan woman: "Jesus, please help!! My daughter has a demon!! Please cast it out of her!!"
*The woman proceeds to worship Jesus.*
Jesus: "Oy vey, another goyim shiksa. Ok disciples, let me handle this."
*Jesus clears his throat*
Jesus: "Ok so my blessings are like bread, right?"
Aryan woman: "Yes Lord, that's right!"
Jesus: "Ok yeah, and you wouldn't give your kid's bread to a dog, right?"
Aryan woman: "Uhh, L-Lord, what are you trying to say?"
Jesus: "Hold on lemme finish! So basically you wouldn't give bread to a dog right?"
Aryan woman: "I...no Lord. I wouldn't."
Jesus: "Ok so there you go."
Aryan woman: "B-but....But Jesus....Even dogs...*sniff* Even dogs eat the children's crumbs from under the table when they lick the floor like dumb animals."
Jesus: "Woah...wtf...lol."
*Disciples start snickering and laughing.*
Jesus: "Ok ok because you said this, I'll heal your daughter. But first you gotta bark like a dog!!"
Aryan woman: *sob* "b-bark bark..."
Jesus: "lol fucking goyim. Ok now go away, your daughter is all better lol."
Mark 7:24-29
