>>1955951For me it's mild pain in my testicles and short episodes of sharp pain in my butthole. I think it's from my prostate being full of seminal fluid.
>>1956008You don't need to have a bachelor party full of debauchery before your wedding. I've been to two bachelor parties, one was canoeing and camping for two days, the other was grilling out at the groom's house. No sluts invited to either.
>>1956141>just get a court marriageThis is what I plan to do if I ever get married. I don't understand the point of spending thousands of dollars on a single day when you could put that money towards a down payment on a house instead.