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Quoted By: >>19562431 >>19562445 >>19562586
>be me
>wagie in the US
>wake up at 2 am to start my 18 hour DoorDash shift
>go outside, see someone pissed all over my bike again
>go pick up first order
>get hit 53 times by aggressive drivers on the way there
>lose three fingers and my nose
>made it just in time so the order doesn't get cancelled and cut from my salary
>while picking up the order someone steals my bike
>run to the customer to deliver order
>out of breath crawl 47 stories and knock on door
>customer doesn't give any tips because delivery took one minute 12 seconds longer than anticipated
>"No problem Sir, hope you still enjoy the meal Sir, have a good day Sir"
>punch myself for not making customer happy
>crawl back home to finish my shift
>think about ways to pay the pending 132000 $ medical bill for fixing my fingers and nose
>go on the webs to glorify the land of the free
>wagie in the US
>wake up at 2 am to start my 18 hour DoorDash shift
>go outside, see someone pissed all over my bike again
>go pick up first order
>get hit 53 times by aggressive drivers on the way there
>lose three fingers and my nose
>made it just in time so the order doesn't get cancelled and cut from my salary
>while picking up the order someone steals my bike
>run to the customer to deliver order
>out of breath crawl 47 stories and knock on door
>customer doesn't give any tips because delivery took one minute 12 seconds longer than anticipated
>"No problem Sir, hope you still enjoy the meal Sir, have a good day Sir"
>punch myself for not making customer happy
>crawl back home to finish my shift
>think about ways to pay the pending 132000 $ medical bill for fixing my fingers and nose
>go on the webs to glorify the land of the free
