Couple weeks ago my pastor pulled me aside and accused me of being gayas rumors were circulating around the congregation. Went to church, finally worked up the courage to ask a girl out after Saturday service.

I got stonewalled and her mother witnessed the whole thing and started snickering.

I cannot take this because the church gossips and they're all going to think I'm a huge loser.

I just wanted to have fun and spend the day with someone on valentine's day. What the fuck! Why is God taking a shit one me? I'm not hideous, short, or that fat. What the fuck is going on and I don't know if I can show my face in the church again.