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Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:24:00 No.19581936 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19581937 >>19581946 >>19581953

Im bored. I will spawn a random scenario and narrate a story while /pol/ picks the actions.

>You wake up on the floor in a small clean concrete room.
Whats your next action?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:25:40 No.19581937 Report

Quoted By: >>19581938 >>19581939 >>19581940

>>19581936
>I spit into my palm and begin rubbing the head of my cock in a sort of "waxing motion"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:26:34 No.19581938 Report

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>>19581937
>my cock turns to me and says :
>"total kike death"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:26:51 No.19581939 Report

Quoted By: >>19581945

>>19581937
Yum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:27:11 No.19581940 Report

Quoted By: >>19581941 >>19581942

>>19581937
>Suddendly, an small, old brown paper bag spawns at the corner of the room while anonymous rubs his cockhead
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:28:37 No.19581941 Report

Quoted By: >>19581943

>>19581940
>do a 360 and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:29:41 No.19581942 Report

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>>19581940
>i hyperventilate into the bag, not even inspecting the contents. After years of cooming, CO2 saturation works to emulate the rush of more advanced fetishism, which i do not seem to have access to
>my palm runs dry, i spit on it once more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:29:55 No.19581943 Report

Quoted By: >>19581944

>>19581941
>Suddendly, the paper bag erupts two round eyes bulging from its form. It darts around the concrete room as it notices Anonymous and begins to look at him as he does a 360.
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:30:34 No.19581944 Report

Quoted By: >>19581947

>>19581943
Try to cum on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:30:42 No.19581945 Report

Quoted By: >>19581959

>>19581939
holy rare! Pitcairn? Never even heard of that. Population 47? They have servers there? Wow anon, thats cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:31:42 No.19581946 Report

Quoted By: >>19581950

>>19581936
hey the german pedo mod is spamming and using 4chan like his personal blog again
dox the 4chan moderation save 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:31:48 No.19581947 Report

Quoted By: >>19581948 >>19581949

>>19581944
>As Anonymous try to cums over ut, the paper bags eyes widen in shock. It yells out in a high pitched voice
>What are you doing, you gross fuck!?
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:32:15 No.19581948 Report

Quoted By: >>19581950

>>19581947
jump off a cliff stupid faggot
call the other pedo mod on your discord fucking failure at life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:32:44 No.19581949 Report

Quoted By: >>19581952

>>19581947
Explain the JQ to the paper bag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:33:35 No.19581950 Report

Quoted By: >>19581951

>>19581946
>>19581948
>angry leaf comes in and spergs out, stomps away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:34:05 No.19581951 Report

Quoted By: >>19581955

>>19581950
>morbidly fat moron on a dead site pretend he's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:34:17 No.19581952 Report

Quoted By: >>19581954 >>19581962

>>19581949
>As Anonymous explains the JQ to the paper bag, it narrows it's eyes and looks Anonymous into the eyes.
>What is a JQ? it asks, tilting its head

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:34:48 No.19581953 Report

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>>19581936
I crash through the window holding two illegal militarized bumpfire black assault rifles. The extender capacity assault clips are loaded with high explosive seeker tipped large caliber bullets. "The time of revenge is now, fellow white supremacists!" I shout as I open fire and kill the nearest white woman with rhe initial assault burst. I run around with assault rifles akimbo in a tactical fashion, firing assault bullets that only hit white people and avoid all African American and Jewish casualties, because I'm the good guy in this story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:34:52 No.19581954 Report

Quoted By: >>19581955

>>19581952
the absolute state of this shit place
imagine the face of that dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:35:48 No.19581955 Report

Quoted By: >>19581956 >>19581957

>>19581951
>>19581954
>retarded screeching leaf still lurks, hockey stick in hand wields it angrily

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:36:56 No.19581956 Report

Quoted By: >>19581958

>>19581955
>As the Canadian spergs out in the room, the paper bag darts its eyes toward him, asking him
>Why are you such an insufferable faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:37:10 No.19581957 Report

Quoted By: >>19581960 >>19581970

>>19581955
shut your stupid mouth retarded sack of shit
fuck you
fuck the pedo moderation
fuck Hiro the retarded sellout
fuck RapeApe the pedophile for destroying 4chan
fuck China the IRC pedo for being a fucked retarded degenerate attention whoring retard
fuck Hunter the /b/ glownigger pedophile because he's a sexual predator paid by the government to frame and entrap underage
fuck you specifically
fuck the op
fuck you all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:38:21 No.19581958 Report

Quoted By: >>19581970

>>19581956
shut your stupid mouth homo
call the other mods on your discord gigantic fucking failure at life
no wonder they'll hide who they are all their life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:38:42 No.19581959 Report

Quoted By:

>>19581945
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:38:49 No.19581960 Report

Quoted By: >>19581961

>>19581957
>The paperbag sits in shock as it listens to the Sperging Canadian rambling about various incomprehendable things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:39:30 No.19581961 Report

Quoted By: >>19581963 >>19581970

>>19581960
shut your stupid mouth retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:39:42 No.19581962 Report

Quoted By: >>19581965

>>19581952
>gripping the paper bag in his hands, anon explains that jews run all media corporations and basically run the internet. He explains that 2 jews own Google and Youtube. He explains that facebook is owned by a jew and so is Comcast and Disney. Then he explains to the paper bag that democracy is meaningless when a small minority of jews control all sources of information

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:41:03 No.19581963 Report

Quoted By: >>19581966

>>19581961
As the unelected king of /pol/ I hereby declare that fun is allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:41:50 No.19581964 Report

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>>458501488

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:42:26 No.19581965 Report

Quoted By: >>19581967 >>19581968

>>19581962
>The paperbag stares emptily into Anonymous' eyes, trying to comprehend what he just went on about.
J-Jews? It says.
>Soon afterwards, a wooden door forms on the concrete wall. The paperbag turns its eyes towards the sudden appearence
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:43:43 No.19581966 Report

Quoted By: >>19581970

>>19581963
dox the 4chan pedophile moderation
save 4chan
[email protected]
Martin Schwimmer is the filthy jew york jew protecting the identify of the filthy pedophiles owning 4chan
Hiro is a just an alcoholic loser pretending he own it
the owners are the 4chan pedo moderators who created an LLC registered in the USA to hide who they are
asl Martin Schwimmer of he knows 4chan is used to encourage the production of child pornographic material
ask Martin Schwimmer if he knows several sexual predators are being actively protected by the very owners of the LLC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:45:35 No.19581967 Report

Quoted By: >>19581970

>>19581965
https://trademarks.justia.com/858/67/4chan-85867485.html
MACFARLANE, JAMES W
his pseudonym is SwagLord
he's the only listed employee name to the LLC
yet RapeApe the pedophile get a shit load of money from Tencent to protect sexual predators and enforce psychological warfare on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:47:26 No.19581968 Report

Quoted By: >>19581969

>>19581965
>Eminating from the wooden door is a gas. The paper bag holds his breath but anon rests his hand on the paper bag's shoulder and says, "Don't be afraid. The wooden door is yet more proof that the holocaust didn't happen. Think about it," he continues, "wooden doors are not airtight. So what was holding the gas in? Furthermore, look at that chimney. The Soviets added it in 1949. This was not a gas oven, but a bomb shelter. The jews are lying about the Holocaust too"
>The paper bag nodded and asked anon more questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 14:50:48 No.19581969 Report

Quoted By: >>19581976

>>19581968
>The paper bag nodded and asked Anonymous
Can we enter through the door and see where it leads us to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:06:37 No.19581970 Report

Quoted By: >>19581971

>>19581957
>>19581958
>>19581961
>>19581966
>>19581967
Sperging screeching leaf, the anger grows, the rake draws near, as he wields his trusty hockey stick, Canadian bacon in his belly
This psychotic leaf is still here, pale freezing face growing redder and redder by the second
Is he a drunk eskimo? We shall never know
Tinuk Takuk leaf, Tinuk Takuk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:08:38 No.19581971 Report

Quoted By: >>19581973

>>19581970
stop shitting in your mouth reddit
you're retarded
genuinely retarded
the king of retardation
uninterestingly retarded
the retard to retard them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:10:26 No.19581972 Report

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>suddenly Taylor Swift appears from nowhere and unveils her 10 inch veiny cock, everyone was stunned specially the homosexual incel group knew as /pol/acks ..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:11:50 No.19581973 Report

Quoted By: >>19581974

>>19581971
Bounce off the boards leaf, and skate over to your dog sled
MUSH ON!!
the leaf hollers!
Over to the Curling rink now goes the leaf to slide a few stones
Thus is the stereotypical leaf, awaiting the day of the rake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:12:32 No.19581974 Report

Quoted By: >>19581975

>>19581973
alright retard I'm really super interested keep me posted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:13:19 No.19581975 Report

Quoted By: >>19581977

>>19581974
You wanna drop the gloves bud?
You want one?
A donnybrook?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:16:46 No.19581976 Report

Quoted By: >>19581978

>>19581969
>anon nods, knowing what is beyond but not saying it
>"We can. But you may not like what you find."
>The paper bag opens the door and peers into what is not a gas oven, but a tunnel...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:19:01 No.19581977 Report

Quoted By:

>>19581975
kek at the absolute state of this shit place
a bunch of low IQ attention whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:33:22 No.19581978 Report

Quoted By: >>19581979

>>19581976
>The paper bag narrows its eyes, trying to breach through the darkness with its eyes but unable to see much further.
It's a tunnel!
>it yelps out
It looks dangerous, and I smell shit in here

>Suddendly, a piece of human shit comes running from the concrete room and reaches Anon's ankle, gripping it with it's stick hands.
Tunnels, tunnels! Did I heard about a gunnel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 15:36:11 No.19581979 Report

Quoted By:

>>19581978
>>458497868
this is one of the pedo mod other thread too
when will the 4chan moderation be doxxed tho?

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