I'm a broccoli haired, bussin no cappin floss dancing zoomer who is watching Cheers for the first time in fucking awe of what I'm watching. Everybody on the show looks like they're almost 50. Ted Danson is the Chad of the show yet is this progeria victim with a hair piece on the verge of his old age pension. What are they putting in the water now to prevent this type of rapid aging? Yes, it's political that men in their 20s look like embryonic cells compared to the 1980s. What's the explanation here?