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How is having a girlfriend?

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:47:18 No.19631417 View View Reply Original Report

How is having a girlfriend? I have never had.

I imagine it is like, we, men, having to work, to have one of these things at home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6KrVqciQmk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:48:21 No.19631418 Report

Quoted By: >>19631423 >>19631431 >>19631434 >>19631446

2% of the time it's really good, 98% a constant pain in the ass.

mulatto mongrel

mulatto mongrel Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:49:43 No.19631419 Report

Quoted By: >>19631443

It's like having a sex toy that talks and asks you for money and material shit. It's cheaper to jack off or fuck a hooker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:50:28 No.19631420 Report

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>>19631417

its like having a constant slurpy wet hole available

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:52:46 No.19631421 Report

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W*men don't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:53:16 No.19631422 Report

Quoted By: >>19631433

>>19631417
It’s fucking awesome and also terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:53:33 No.19631423 Report

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>>19631418
Pretty much this.
Nothing sucks more than the realization that someone you really like is someone you wish would go away more often.
Women are problematic cause your life becomes "our life" if they get involved with you. And "your life" no longer matters.
In some fairy tale bullshit universe, sure thats how things work...but in reality...the best "girlfriend" in the world is some chick that lives in the apartment next door and only comes over when shes horny or wants to cuddle or wants to do dinner.
Other than that having to literally take care of someone elses badly raised daughter is pretty much what "girlfriends" are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:54:10 No.19631424 Report

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BUT you should know that 65% of couples that move in together before getting married end up breaking up. Never let a woman move in with you unless she is your wife. D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:54:21 No.19631425 Report

Quoted By: >>19631437

having a girlfriend is cringe
being married to a wife and mother of your children is based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:54:46 No.19631426 Report

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>>19631417
i prefer it to being single and sleeping around. can get expensive if she's got friends getting married.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:54:51 No.19631427 Report

Quoted By: >>19631430 >>19631457

>>19631423
That’s because she is your girlfriend and not your wife. Marry her and the commitment and relationship changes and it’s not as bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:55:38 No.19631428 Report

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>>19631417
I also never had one. I sometimes stress out cause friends text me so I take hours to answer. I couldn't image having to speak with someone everyday. I'm comfy enough in my solitude and as long as my mind does not fall into schizo land, things will remain the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:55:54 No.19631429 Report

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It’s time consuming. Like seriously time consuming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:56:57 No.19631430 Report

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>>19631427
I've never married any of them, but they usually end up moving in and its always a fucking mistake.
They get free rent and orgasms
I get sex and the headache of having some bitch telling me what I need to be doing.
Its just not worth it. Jerking off is faster and far less hassle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:57:39 No.19631431 Report

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>>19631418
True true true. She wants your attention all the time and tries to occupy your mind. In casual moments she gives you some sex just to be sure you are under control.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:57:49 No.19631432 Report

Quoted By: >>19631453

>>19631417
Bags of sand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:58:18 No.19631433 Report

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>>19631422
this anon knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:58:22 No.19631434 Report

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>>19631418
This. It was only good as long as I had my dick in her.
Pull it out and the nightmare continues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:58:30 No.19631435 Report

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>>19631417
it's nice when you're very young and very horny and you can fuck here a lot but these are things that do not last. for the most part it's just painful and boring. but I know this is not conceivable for those who never had a grill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:59:05 No.19631436 Report

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>>19631417
if you have a gf that's not a virgin when you start dating you're a fucking cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:59:14 No.19631437 Report

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>>19631425
Based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:59:37 No.19631438 Report

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>>19631417
It’s like being single except you have no money and an additional boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 19:59:54 No.19631439 Report

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>>19631417
It’s fun when you’re fucking her missionary and sucking her tits
Frustrating at best for the other 99% of the time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:00:19 No.19631440 Report

Quoted By: >>19631459

>>19631417
Jesus fucking Christ its absolutely horrible every day I contemplate suicide I have never had a suicidal thought in my entire life until I let a woman into it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:00:54 No.19631441 Report

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>>19631417
it's like your mom but with romance
all girls are fundamentally the same, handling-wise

just mold them to your liking ... self-directed they turn to the mob but you can pluck em out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:01:37 No.19631442 Report

Quoted By: >>19631447

>>19631417
it’s like having a deadbeat daughter where you have to feed her wherever you take her, but you get to fuck her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:02:16 No.19631443 Report

Quoted By: >>19631455

>>19631419

So, I, as a man, will have to work to sustain the jews and the girlfriend?

Iranian

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Iranian Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:02:35 No.19631444 Report

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>>19631417
Its alright, just stay away from the anus area. Dont smell it. The braaap is a lie!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:02:54 No.19631445 Report

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>>19631417
Its one of the worst investments of your time that you can make especially if you are working towards your career. You will put in blood sweat and tears to make her happy and makes things work and in return you will get absolutely nothing but pain and wasted years in the long run. A girlfriend should only be a consideration after you have fully established yourself in life and can use money to keep her in line

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:03:29 No.19631446 Report

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>>19631418
This. And the older you get, the less you want to deal with the stupid bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:03:58 No.19631447 Report

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>>19631442
So basically just a daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:04:39 No.19631448 Report

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>>19631417
FUCK YOU FOR RUINING ASMR
IT'S ALL WHORES NOW ALL BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:05:29 No.19631449 Report

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>>19631417
It's pretty good. My girlfriend is my best friend.
We live thousands of miles apart but we meet whenever we have a chance, usually travelling and on vacation.
We walk around exploring places and chatting, we play videogames together and we have sex.
Lately the only thing that has been worrying me about having a girlfriend is that after a few sex sessions (like 3 in 3 days) I end up having trouble staying hard. She is also pretty tight which doesn't help much with penetrating her with a half chub, so we end up having to use lubricant a lot.
We do argue a bit sometimes over stupid shit, but it usually doesn't last long. She isn't too pretty, but she is in shape and is pretty smart. She is an air traffic controller. She also has self-esteem issues, which might be what stopped her from ever going full whore mode during her life. We were one another's first everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:05:50 No.19631450 Report

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>>19631417
It’s alright. I prefer to pay a prostitute when I want sex. Girlfriends are basically prostitutes but with more emotional and financial baggage. It’s stressful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:06:09 No.19631451 Report

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>>19631417
In my experience, long term relationships with women can be broken down into 2 phases.

The love bombing phase where you can do no wrong and she will 'love' and support you seemingly unconditionally. This can last anywhere from 6 months up to 2 years.

The trade-in phase where, for whatever reason, her idealized conception of you is broken and you go from being her 'hero' to shit. She will stay with you until she finds a new 'hero' to save her from you and then pick fights with you to justify the switch to herself/shared friends/parents/etc. The cycle repeats for the next guy.

looking at this post, I must be a bpd magnet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:06:17 No.19631452 Report

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>>19631417
Ehhh honeymoon phase is always fun, when you fuck 2 or 3 times a day, both of your sex bits are chaffed, but as time goes on stuff you didnt notice when you were first together starts to show its ugly head, stuff you once found "cute" can turn to annoying, but if you can over come the "boring" stage you locked down a long term relationship, and possibly marriage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:06:41 No.19631453 Report

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>>19631432
salty milk and coins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:06:53 No.19631454 Report

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>>19631417
Endless gums flapping without ever saying anything remotely original or of substance. Also stop shilling this dumb slavic whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:06:54 No.19631455 Report

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>>19631443
girls are the vagina jew, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:07:42 No.19631456 Report

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>>19631417
It's usually annoying after ~2.5 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:07:56 No.19631457 Report

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>>19631427
>Marry her and the commitment and relationship changes and it’s not as bad.
Yea, it's so much better when the annoying gf now has the threat of divorce raping you if you don't bend to her wishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:09:00 No.19631458 Report

Quoted By: >>19631462 >>19631463

My brother got married 3 years ago...

Since then

>Hes got fat
>Hes been forced into a highly stressful situation because wife wanted a house ASAP
>Hes paying shit tons in monthly mortgage repayments & interest
>Hes working pre much 7 days a week at his high stress job

His wife isn't that attractive, maybe like a 6 with make-up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:09:36 No.19631459 Report

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>>19631440
lmaoo

someone save this anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:10:07 No.19631460 Report

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>>19631417
5% great, good sex etc
95% depressing thoughts, gf suicidal, fighting etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:10:08 No.19631461 Report

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After the initial honeymoon phase wears off it's really not that great.

It's nice to have a wet hole to stick your dick in whenever you want but it comes with so much baggage and bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:10:59 No.19631462 Report

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>>19631458
She soon wil start to complain he is always working and neglecting her and fucks the neighbour. Tel him to do paternity tests, thank me later

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:11:41 No.19631463 Report

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>>19631458
>Hes got fat
Relationships good or bad allow for you to be comfortable, and comfortability is a blessing and a curse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:13:03 No.19631464 Report

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>>19631417
Hate myself sometimes for not being able to go 2 weeks without needing sex, unfortunately having a gf makes this much easier and also safer since whores/sluts will absolutely destroy your life

Also having a gf is basically babysitting a large child - emotional when hungry or tired, easily distracted or upset, virtually retarded but you have to play along with what they say

Literally it's a "can't live with em, can't live without em" situation to be completely honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 20:13:28 No.19631465 Report

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I like my fiance, she's not perfect but we deal with each other's shit in exchange for a better life together. I think a lot of people idealize being in a relationship, or overthink it. It's a close friend that makes your heart and cock swell. Doesn't mean you're always gonna be happy, or always perfect. Shit requires work just like any other relationship, be it friends, family or lovers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucYCCLHa Tue 20 Feb 2024 21:24:32 No.19632234 Report

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