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>Be me
>17 y/o fat virgin faggot
>no friends, let alone a girlfriend
>pick up different hobbies, normally getting pretty into them for a couple months then moving on to the next thing.
>learn about kombucha
>seems neat, it's like soda except healthy
>Pick up a glass jar and a scoby
>brew my first batch
>tastes like shit
>brew a few more, check out some books on kombucha
>learn how to mix different types of teas and flavor combinations
>drinking it all the time now
>stop drinking soda, eating more fruits and veggies
>lose lots of weight
>girls start talking to me
>tell them about my kombucha, they all know what it is
>"wow anon, you make it yourself? Can you teach me how to make it?"
>Standard first date becomes kombucha making lesson
>tfw kombucha made me fit
>tfw kombucha got me girls
why haven't you taken the kombucha pill yet /bant/?
>17 y/o fat virgin faggot
>no friends, let alone a girlfriend
>pick up different hobbies, normally getting pretty into them for a couple months then moving on to the next thing.
>learn about kombucha
>seems neat, it's like soda except healthy
>Pick up a glass jar and a scoby
>brew my first batch
>tastes like shit
>brew a few more, check out some books on kombucha
>learn how to mix different types of teas and flavor combinations
>drinking it all the time now
>stop drinking soda, eating more fruits and veggies
>lose lots of weight
>girls start talking to me
>tell them about my kombucha, they all know what it is
>"wow anon, you make it yourself? Can you teach me how to make it?"
>Standard first date becomes kombucha making lesson
>tfw kombucha made me fit
>tfw kombucha got me girls
why haven't you taken the kombucha pill yet /bant/?
