Internet brained individual: hahaha! Black pps are bigger! White males suck!!

Internet addict: white pps are the biggest in the world!! Hahaha slavery!!

Me: uhh actually penile size varies from man to man regardless of race and can be big or small.

Internet obsessed dudes: C-copium hopium peepee poopoo!!!

Me: it's not a cope. Also, your aversion to coping mechanisms is strange. Coping with possitivity would actually be considered healthy. Besides, you're just being harmful.

Internet overindulgers: umm umm... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!¡!!!!!!¡¡!!!!!!