*Ahem*
*Our House by Madness starts playing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCs4adCyw3o

Janny sits home in his chair
fat and sweaty body bare
his bitter cat gives hateful glare

from his eyes there falls a tear

he deletes the shitpost once again
bane and sneed sings this refrain

Chorus:
Janny cleans
up our shitposts from the screen

Janny cleans
up our shitposts from the screen
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janny stumbles to the loo
gash is aching smells like poo
the floor is stained with his goo

but that's what happens when you troon
he really thought he'd get a poon
he should've been less of a goon

Chorus

Janny cries and ties
the rope to the beam
he's a useless meme
his existance is obscene

he steps up to put his neck in the snare
does he dare?

but alas the chair is to weak

now he has to stay
wishes he'd get more pay