>>19738011I had spic neighbors that really annoyed me.
I just kept calling the cops in them.
It didn't work.
The one day I got an idea. A terrible awful idea.
I gobbled at them loudly like a turkey.
They went dead silent for hours.
Everytime they got noisy again I gobbled like a turkey at them.
Eventually they shut the fuck up for good.
I have no fucking clue why it worked.
To this day I'm still mystified by it.