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>be me
>get home to apartment and door is unlocked
>roommate must have forgotten to lock it
>get inside and hear shower running
>take off my shoes because I’m a considerate roommate
>hungry so I grab a granola bar
>roommate gets out of shower and sees me
>says the granola bar I’m eating tastes bad and gets mad that my shoes are off
>mfw I “don’t live here”
>mfw he calls the cops
>get home to apartment and door is unlocked
>roommate must have forgotten to lock it
>get inside and hear shower running
>take off my shoes because I’m a considerate roommate
>hungry so I grab a granola bar
>roommate gets out of shower and sees me
>says the granola bar I’m eating tastes bad and gets mad that my shoes are off
>mfw I “don’t live here”
>mfw he calls the cops
