Boss raid: purple dinosaurs edition
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Bane
dificulty@hard
element@random
health@23456
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Already? Nicname@Assblaster
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>197542 nickname@bainzmongler
lets get it on
Faggot
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nickname@Faggot
benis
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nickname@benis
Anonymous
Anonymous
Habibi
nickname@Habibi I know his weakness
Anonymous
Red Leader
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Red Leader, standing by nickname@RedLeader
Space_Fries
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nickname@Space_Fries
Anonymous
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nickname@healmyprick
Nice
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Hope I get Healer this time. nickname@Nice
Anonymous
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rollan for role
Nig
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rolling famalam
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@pbphucker
benis
Habibi
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@JohnnyCash
Nig
Anonymous
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LETS FUCKING GO
Anonymous
Red Leader
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Commence attack
Anonymous
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Nickname@Assblaster Assblatser!
Nice
Anonymous
Space_Fries
benis
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summon@water die abomination
Faggot
Nig
Anonymous
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eat a andy sixx log gay attack
https://youtu.be/h7OyzcdvEyY Red Leader
Anonymous
Anonymous
we actually got a healer this time!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
benis
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summon@water stop dying
Nig
Anonymous
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nickname@Negroni
Anonymous
>>197735 we got 2 more dead healers
pbphucker
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I shoot an hero at burple
Anonymous
Faggot
Anonymous
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Nickname@Barneyfag
Habibi
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>>197755 I'm doing it right right?
Space_Fries
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Lalala I'm a healer lallaa
Anonymous
Anonymous
Red Leader
benis
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summon@water healer is good
Nig
Space_Fries
Anonymous
Anonymous
Habibi
Anonymous
Faggot
Anonymous
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nickname@bigK roll
Nig
Anonymous
Anonymous
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fuck ass bitch cunt attack go
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nig
Anonymous
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>>197851 autisticwhitemale t b h
Anonymous
Anonymous
Faggot
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Whatever at this point ROLL IT UP BOYS
Space_Fries
Anonymous
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Assblaster smacks dat
Anonymous
Nig
benis
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summon@water die u shit
Anonymous
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fuckit in the kisser
Red Leader
Anonymous
Anonymous
I'll handle this dino fuck summon@water
Space_Fries
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rolling again damn knight is boring
Anonymous
Anonymous
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fuck my moms asshole attack
Anonymous
Red Leader
Habibi
Nig
Faggot
Space_Fries
Anonymous
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Assblast cannon!
Anonymous
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USE MY DEATH TO VENGE
Anonymous
Nice
benis
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summon@water
>>197904 happy? nigger
Anonymous
Habibi
Anonymous
>>197908 or I'll die on my first turn, ok
Red Leader
Anonymous
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>>197927 twat don't revive deathknight
Nig
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roll that nigga
Anonymous
Habibi
Anonymous
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
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>>197950 kek don't revive dk
summon@water
Nice
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>>197927 >reviving death knights It's like you want to suffer.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Faggot
>>197951 You just got revived by a juden.
Keep fighting you idiot
Anonymous
benis
Space_Fries (Knight)
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asjfnlwefaljsn
Nig
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rollin my dudes
Red Leader
Anonymous
Anonymous
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
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fuck barney mouth attack
Nig
Anonymous
Nice
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@water How does summoning work?
Faggot
Habibi
Anonymous
benis
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summon@water die
Nice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nig
Anonymous
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Superior assblast
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
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well, whatever I'll just shoot some magicks out of my dick
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I didn't know warlocks could miss, wtf summon@water
Anonymous
Anonymous
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
Nice
Anonymous
Nig
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get assblasted faggot
>>198101 sandal
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nickname@sandal
Habibi
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>>198101 come back healer buddy
Faggot
benis
Anonymous
Anonymous
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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this nigga ain't droppin
Anonymous
Anonymous
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MAGICAL FISTINGS
Nig
Faggot
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Knock knock mother cucker
Nice
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smackity smack
Habibi
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the power of friendship is too strong
Anonymous
Don't revive
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Another attack!
Space_Fries (Knight)
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rollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Anonymous
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summon@water fug
benis
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summon@water we'll never do it if we go on like this
Anonymous
Nig
sandal
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Death knight
Anonymous
Space_Fries (Knight)
Nig
Don't revive
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Super assblast 9000 cannon thing!
Death knight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Faggot
Anonymous
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Summon@water Braaaaap
Anonymous
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AHAHA dumb faggots dying
Death knight
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FINALLY DEAD KILL KILL KILL
Anonymous
I thought if it was weak to the element it did 1.5 damage, is water not right for fire? summon@ice
Anonymous
Nice
benis
Anonymous
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>>198222 NOICE
summon@water
Habibi
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Death knight
Nig
benis
Nice
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God I wish I were a healer.
sandal
Death knight
Anonymous
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>>198247 yeah, summoners, stop using water
we gotta ice this bitch
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Don't revive
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Shitfuck attack
Anonymous
when it says 'last digits of image' does it mean original file name or after it gets renamed?
Faggot
Anonymous
Death knight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Nickname@BRaap Summon@water
Anonymous
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>>198308 jumped the gun lol
benis
Anonymous
Nig
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C U R R E N T Y E A R
Habibi
Anonymous
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what the actual shit
Anonymous
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>>198323 don't you fucking revive the deathknight
Death knight
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killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill
Don't revive
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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https://youtu.be/h7OyzcdvEyY wtf
Broken Dick Viagra Attack
Faggot
Anonymous
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just dps yknow
Anonymous
Anonymous
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KEEP THEM BUFFS COMING BARD
Don't revive
benis
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summon@water
take this
>>198328 nigger!
Death knight
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Habibi
Anonymous
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nickname@kneegr
Nice
Anonymous
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>>198400 but I'll probs get like 403
sandal
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>>198300 >>198308 >>198310 revive or revenge I don't give a damn
Death knight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nig
Anonymous
Anonymous
Death knight
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slay maim murder dismember
Nig
Space_Fries (Knight)
benis
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summon@water>248 posts
Faggot
Anonymous
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Autistic Yoga Dahlsim AttAck Go
https://youtu.be/h7OyzcdvEyY Don't revive
Anonymous
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DIE BARNEYFAG summon@ice
Anonymous
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>>198421 you a deathknight reviving retard?
Death knight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nig
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erectile dysfunction
Death knight
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exterminate all barney
Habibi
Don't revive
Anonymous
sandal
Nice
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Why is knight so shit? It ruined the entire game!
Anonymous
Anonymous
STOP USING FUCKING WATER IT'S WEAK TO ICE summon@ice
Death knight
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rape the kids, barney
benis
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summon@water diee
Anonymous
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Beheading Bloody Fag Attack
Nig
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rollin famalam
Anonymous
Space_Fries (Knight)
rollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Anonymous
Don't revive
Anonymous
Death knight
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yaaas queen slaaaay
Faggot
Anonymous
Anonymous
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its soon going to rage
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nig
benis
>>198485 > WATER is strong agaist FIRE summon@water
Anonymous
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*teleports behind you* summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Death knight
Anonymous
Faggot
sandal
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>>198508 avenge
hey when does it die?
Anonymous
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Fuck this boss
Habibi
Nig
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Bane is a fucking normie
Anonymous
Death knight
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>>198541 >>198485 no fight FIRE with FIRE
Anonymous
Habibi
>>198504 oh shit missed you
Anonymous
>>198541 So you would think, but the numbers don't lie
summon@ice
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nig
Death knight
Anonymous
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summon@water again
Anonymous
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nickname@Aldalon
Anonymous
Death knight
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>>198600 fuck you res'd me
benis
Nig
Anonymous
Don't revive (seriously)
Don't revive (seriously) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:20:22 No. 198650 Report Quoted By:
Assblast! Times! Two!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@Genghis_Khan
Anonymous
As a true /bant/ veteran an oldfag, I hope you guys are appreciating the boosts I'm giving you.
Faggot
Hippiy hoppity Get off my property
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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shooty the booty
Habibi
Space_Fries (Knight)
Nig
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Bane is violating the NAP
Anonymous
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DON'T YOU TOUCH MY VIRGINITY
Don't revive (seriously)
Don't revive (seriously) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:21:10 No. 198691 Report Quoted By:
You know what? I'm done
Anonymous
benis
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summon@ice let's try then
Death knight
>>198662 hippity hoppity
what is property
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>198630 thank you healslut
summon@ice
check my damage you bakas, ICE is clearly better than WATER
Death knight
benis
Nig
Habibi
Death knight
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slay maim murder rape kiss hug kill
Anonymous
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awe shit i died
Anonymous
Anonymous
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its enraged, and most of us are dead now
Don't revive (seriously)
Don't revive (seriously) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:22:07 No. 198737 Report Quoted By:
Assblast times three!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I really don't mind If you sit this one out
Faggot
Anonymous
benis
Anonymous
Death knight
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teletubbies were better
Nig
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Has there ever been a dragonborn in a game?
Don't revive (seriously)
Don't revive (seriously) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:22:44 No. 198765 Report Quoted By:
Assblast times four!
GENGHIS_KHAN
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AAAARRRHRHHRGHGHGHHR!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Habibi
sandal
Anonymous
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DON'T YOU TOUCH MY TINY PENIS
Anonymous
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I don't think we're gonna make it not without major GETs
Faggot
Space_Fries (Knight)
Death knight
>>198749 bitch you just did
Anonymous
https://youtu.be/h7OyzcdvEyY DickASAURUS Has been enraged
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Don't revive (seriously)
Don't revive (seriously) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:23:42 No. 198809 Report Assblaster times five!
Anonymous
>>198780 Many thank
summon@ice
Anonymous
Nig
benis
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>>198780 thanks man
summon@ice
Space_Fries (Knight)
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recaptcha is so gay
Death knight
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from hell's heart, I stab at thee
Anonymous
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sweet jesluss all these deaths
Anonymous
Habibi
Anonymous
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look at all these dead niggas
Death knight
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death death death death
Faggot
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>>198797 No i didn't
It was odd
Nig
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tfw mega avenge
sandal
Anonymous
Anonymous
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YOU DID IT
>>198838 LETS GOO
Don't revive (seriously)
Don't revive (seriously) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:25:01 No. 198864 Report Quoted By:
10 times assblast!
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
benis
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summon@ice DON'T DIE
Nig
Anonymous
Anonymous
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WHY DO I CRAVE DEATH SO MUCH summon@ice
Anonymous
Death knight
Anonymous
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Bitch monger strike
Anonymous
Faggot
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We're so clooose Come ooon
Death knight
GENGHIS_KHAN
Anonymous
Anonymous
Don't revive (seriously stop. plz)
Don't revive (seriously stop. plz) ID:vdkjSIKE Sun 07 May 2017 16:25:59 No. 198902 Report Suicide assblast!
Anonymous
Death knight
benis
Space_Fries (Knight)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Death knight
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>>198898 Congrats, you won
Anonymous
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>>198898 WITH FINNS YOU WIN
GENGHIS_KHAN
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I am the hero MONGOLIAN POWER
Anonymous
Habibi
Anonymous
Faggot
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>>198898 Holy shit
Congrats m8.
Space_Fries (Knight)
Nig
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>198898 a true hero, well fought