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>be america
>have gf/wife
>get send to pointless war
>soon after deployment gf/wife send you a message she’s pregnant
>be happy for a while
>have a leg and blown off after stepping on a landmine
>be sent home with a purple heart
>be back home
>time passes and her water breaks
>rush her to the hospital and sit in the waiting room looking forward to finally seeing the face of your first child
> doctor come out to usher you in
>you look down in to her arms to see
>it’s black
>wife/gf says it was all your fault for not paying enough attention to her while you were do basic training
>Dr. Shekelstein still forces you to pay $100,578.69 even though the baby isn’t yours
>walk out of the hospital
>feels bad bro
>get shot by passing nigger
>get taken into the hospital
>Dr. Shekelstein refuses to treat you because you forgot to tip him last time
>bleed out and die
I’ll take my Emmy now.
