Hi! I'm Garg Anders Yikernes, a social studies professor at the University of Oslo, Norway. Trigger Warning: you will roll, and be prepared to do the following, none of which is meant to offend you! If singles, one week. If dubs, one month. If trips, one year. If quads, a decade. If any more than that, it's a lifetime commitment to social justice! You must:
0. Study social studies
1. Study gender studies
2. Only listen to modern pop music
3. Declare yourself a Feminist
4. Watch porn
5. Stop watching Fox News, Breitbart, World Net Daily, and other far right news sources
6. Stop being patriarchal
7. Stop being bigoted
8. Stop being fascist
9. Stop being racist