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US senate to ban all Garloid sales

Happening Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:23:02 No.19811444 View View Reply Original Report

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Anons i cant even.... it seems the us senate today has approved the banning of all loids in the united states, this is how it happens,how we lose our freedom......

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:25:07 No.19811445 Report

Quoted By: >>19811447

My family has been growing garloids since the 1750's i refuse to bend the knee, i will continue to grow garloids and no liberal law maker can change that. simple as

Moroccan BVLL

Moroccan BVLL Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:28:02 No.19811446 Report

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>>19811444
Today for Ramadan I shall eat 1 (one) garloid after sunset despite the government ban on garloids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:31:30 No.19811447 Report

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>>19811445
Fucking based,we must keep fighting this! First they ban loids next we cant drink fresh cow milk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:32:28 No.19811448 Report

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>>19811444
U can't feed garloids tap water dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:33:38 No.19811449 Report

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>>19811448
I think you can before sundown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:35:05 No.19811450 Report

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>>19811448
I wasnt feeding it tap water,she started bitting the tap for some reason and i was trying to pull her out,today is fertilization day and my loid is acting horny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:38:49 No.19811451 Report

Quoted By: >>19811454 >>19811473

Good job government!

You don't want a garloid black market? Well, that's exactly how you get a garloid black market.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:38:50 No.19811452 Report

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What's a good place for buying garloids?

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Happening Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:41:51 No.19811453 Report

Quoted By: >>19811455

My loids looking healthy,its a rare taiwanese shell turtle loid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:42:58 No.19811454 Report

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>>19811451
Yes exactly
>>19811452
Go to your chinese restaurante and ask for some loids,they usually will sell them to you at a good price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:52:07 No.19811455 Report

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>>19811453
She just started leaking...,so happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:53:55 No.19811456 Report

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>>19811444
Is that real? OMg what is it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:55:08 No.19811457 Report

Quoted By: >>19811473

>>19811444
SOURCE wheres your fuckin source liar. Garliod sales are the reason we havent gone into a recession, plus big Garloid has tons of politicians in their slimy pockets. The us would never ban garloids asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:55:17 No.19811458 Report

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>>19811456
It's a Garloid :) A (theorised) sentient species of Slug that was popularised in Europe in the 1600s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:57:15 No.19811459 Report

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how come zoomers can't do nothing but take old memes and trends and ruin them with cringe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 16:59:13 No.19811460 Report

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>>19811444
the jew fears the indoor garloid farmer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:00:04 No.19811461 Report

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>>19811460
can i fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:00:24 No.19811462 Report

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>>19811456
A fresh loid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:02:06 No.19811463 Report

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>>19811461
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:02:53 No.19811464 Report

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The Harloid farm. That's all I want. How to organize??? There is 1 acre of land and $3,000

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:05:39 No.19811465 Report

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>>19811464
Not everything, it's just a typo

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:08:41 No.19811466 Report

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Good luck government, it's MILKING SEASON . . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:10:23 No.19811467 Report

Quoted By: >>19811476

Wtf is a garloid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:12:54 No.19811468 Report

Quoted By: >>19811473

my prime garloid fucking died

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:13:24 No.19811469 Report

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>>19811448
I made this mistake on my first batch of garloids
The screaming was nonstop
I had to put them down
What a waste of $2000

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:14:00 No.19811470 Report

Quoted By: >>19811475 >>19811478

Garloid abuse is on the rise, we need to spread awareness

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:14:42 No.19811471 Report

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>>19811444
Can this help me replace my foreskin?

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:14:54 No.19811472 Report

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>>19811461
i know youre trolling but

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:16:33 No.19811473 Report

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>>19811468
NEVER feed it fresh blood
>>19811451
>>19811444
>>19811457
More Government waste apparently, remember kids Reagan passed the anti garloid act in 1987.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:19:01 No.19811474 Report

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Rare Himalayan garloid batch for sale, hit me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:19:54 No.19811475 Report

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>>19811470
Just squeeze the thing with your hands. No need to push.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:20:07 No.19811476 Report

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>>19811467

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:23:14 No.19811477 Report

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There's already a black market in China. . they run a bidding show. No where near the quality of the western world, but still

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:23:26 No.19811478 Report

Quoted By: >>19811479

>>19811470
Why did he shove his garloid us his ass? That’s fucked up…

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:24:00 No.19811479 Report

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>>19811478
Abuse is on the rise, brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:25:11 No.19811480 Report

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>>19811479
The fags really are demonic and ruin everything =[ that poor creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:25:24 No.19811481 Report

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>>19811448
>American tap water is so bad that they cant feed it to their garloids

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:28:09 No.19811482 Report

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>>19811481
Yeah, they're highly sensitive and reactive to tap water. Surprise! This is what happens when you give them tap water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:28:18 No.19811483 Report

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>>19811480
Garloids love warm, moist places.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:33:32 No.19811484 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:33:41 No.19811485 Report

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looks like someone filled a pig stomach with water to me

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2024 17:34:18 No.19811486 Report

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>>19811485
Fking retard, its a garloid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4SdhVcez Sat 16 Mar 2024 02:32:41 No.19815577 Report

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>>19811444
My Garloid went into my vent 3 hours ago and it has not come back. I heard my neighbor screaming bloody murder a few minutes ago. Should I be concerned?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:flvLAJsz Sat 16 Mar 2024 02:56:13 No.19815700 Report

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>>19811460
We are doing it to ourselves

Also I am drunk w/ one, just one cannabis, as more makes to throw up.

But its true though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:flvLAJsz Sat 16 Mar 2024 03:00:52 No.19815727 Report

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The problem is the political situation about this

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