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It's their fatness. Not only is it a spread, but it's also an ointment. Those geniuses down under have learned to adapt to their fatness by incorporating their actual SHIT (yes, I said SHIT! Like, the stuff that come from your bum!) and rubbing it on their fat spots for instant weight loss!
Hopefully by the end of next year they will no longer be that fattest nation on Earth. No, no, that spot will go to the British.
