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Quoted By: >>19824077
>drunk at bar on St Patrick's Day
>pissing in bathroom
>see leprechaun enter
>grab him
>gimme yer gold!
>he says that's not how it works these days
>says he has to fuck me and I can have his pot o gold
ImNotGayBut20Is20.jpg
>agree because pot of gold
>opens pants
>giant dong slams onto floor
wut.png
>spits on it, shoves it in
>begins talking to me while fucking my ass for whatever reason
>"so, what's yer name?"
>"A..A..Anon..."
>"Ahh Anon, how olde are yeh?"
>"twe twenty ... twenty three... wooh"
>"Woow, yer twenty three eh? and yeh still believe in fucking leprechauns?!"
mfw
>pissing in bathroom
>see leprechaun enter
>grab him
>gimme yer gold!
>he says that's not how it works these days
>says he has to fuck me and I can have his pot o gold
ImNotGayBut20Is20.jpg
>agree because pot of gold
>opens pants
>giant dong slams onto floor
wut.png
>spits on it, shoves it in
>begins talking to me while fucking my ass for whatever reason
>"so, what's yer name?"
>"A..A..Anon..."
>"Ahh Anon, how olde are yeh?"
>"twe twenty ... twenty three... wooh"
>"Woow, yer twenty three eh? and yeh still believe in fucking leprechauns?!"
mfw
