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Just for laughs a story from my youth. My mother is an evil witch from hell and I hated her and all other women, so much so that I would pick fights with them in school alot. Because when you talk shit back then the girls will hit you bc if you hit back it's tears and trouble time. But what happens if you have trained karate since child and you throw your elbow into their fist and they hurt themselves? Nothing.
I never got in trouble, but one day a group of girls that I tucked with came at me wielding jump ropes. Im thinking they gonna whip me but they try to tie me up instead so I just laugh at them and call them stupid.
Another story from grade school I say next to a black girl who just would not stop talking shit non stop. So I told her if she does not stop I'm going to give her the worst insult ever. Predictably she didn't stop, so I said hey look your skin it's the color and of shit. In front of the whole class, they go wild.
Isn't it cute, baby Chad stories. I have many more stories especially high school, but I'll spare you.