>>19826032what's really funny to me is that I'm a "peak millennial" (born 1991), I'm fat, I shave my head because I'm bald, my teeth are fucked up, and I look like a creep, but the amount of attention I get from zoomettes for being able to do basic shit is truly insane
even playing vidya, zoomettes gravitate towards you if you're older than 30, have a job, have your shit together, and don't have opinions that are the social media flavor of the month
not being a fucking stereotype is apparently a rare trait
one time IRL, a zoomette coworker clocked out and then came back in all flustered because her tire was flat and didn't know what to do, couldn't have her dad come do it because he was in a different state, no bf
I offered to help, went outside, found her tire iron, jack, and donut
the tire was changed in 10 minutes and I told her to go to a specific chain of local tire places that are reputable to get it fixed
she looked at me like I was fucking Gandalf or something, she was shocked that I found a tire iron, jack, and donut in HER car
I kept telling her those are standard with every car
afterward she kept flirting with me and, even though I'm married, saying shit like "tee hee I wish you weren't married anon :)"
eventually she found a boyfriend and was asking ME whether he sounded like a good dude, like I was her dad or some shit
fucking wild
>>19826039>The neet cope is the most hilariousI used to feel bad for these people until you realize they're the 2000's equivalent of sperglord lolcows and there's nothing you can do to help them
and your caricature of these people is spot-on, to a T
