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Like /g/ always says, install gentoo. I've banged chicks in the bathroom of every restaurant/coffee shop/pretty much anywhere with a table and a WiFi connection.
Nothing gets bitches wetter than a man with full control over his computer. Because it shows them your smart, and that your the type of man that isn't affraid to get his hands dirty by getting under the hood and sql injecting a bash command straight into to the root of a problem api.
At this point all I have to do is whisper "sudo apt get pussy" in her ear and I'm balls deep in that ass.
