>>19881259In the early 2010s, Cucktholics tried to rescue their dying church by electing the current pozzed nigger loving pope. They saw that Obongo was really popular among pozzed kids, and so they hoped to capture some of that audience by promoting nigger dick suckage and trannification. As a reaction to this pozzification, the Orthodox church rose in popularity in Eastern Europe and so did all the various protestant movements in America.
This eventually led to the war in Ukraine, where on one side you have the Catholics fighting to achieve full pozzification and maximum nigger dick suckage and on the other, the Orthodox fighting against it.
