A real religion doesnt need thousands of pages of schizophrenia.
A real religion doesnt force you to worship foreigners
A real religion makes your actual life better, not promise rewards after death.
A real religion is compatible with science.
A real religion is direct, conscise and specific; not ambiguous and open to intepretation.
A real religion does not demand money or luxurious temples.
A real religion does not order its believers to wage war to spread itself.
A real religion does not order its believers to mutilate their own or ther childs genitals.