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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:17:12 No.1997877 View View Reply Original Report

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English is like French, but for retards.

Discuss

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:18:13 No.1997878 Report

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>>1997877
French is the language of failure and surrender. There is no love. Only lost hopes and dreams.

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:18:36 No.1997879 Report

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>>1997877
You're going off this scale on an autistic Train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:19:25 No.1997880 Report

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>>1997877
French is like butt cheeks flapping with spittle coming out in a display of massive flatulence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:19:48 No.1997881 Report

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>>1997877
>harder languages are for retards

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:20:02 No.1997882 Report

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>he speaks an Indo-European language

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:20:31 No.1997883 Report

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Dutch is way more like English

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:23:15 No.1997884 Report

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>>1997877
>current year
>not speaking both
>kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:24:04 No.1997885 Report

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>>1997877

When I was in 6th grade I put margarine on my dick and made my dog lick it off. That was the first time I heard anybody speaking French.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:25:18 No.1997886 Report

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french is the chinese of europe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:25:32 No.1997887 Report

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>>1997877
Posts an "apple of the earth".
Fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:25:54 No.1997888 Report

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>>1997884
>>kys
You don't greentext a statement you r*dditor.

lurk another year before posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:29:01 No.1997889 Report

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>>1997877
Not even in the same language family you fucking slav and or proto slav

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:32:42 No.1997890 Report

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>>1997877
This is why we should promote Anglish, the Germanic English alternative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:34:59 No.1997891 Report

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>>1997877
french is like english, but for homosexuals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:35:22 No.1997892 Report

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>>1997877
It is quite literally the opposite.
Modern English is like the original Old English/Anglo-Saxon raped by French, which in turn is just Gaulish that was raped by Latin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 12:36:26 No.1997893 Report

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>French can't into consonants and sensible spelling
Confirmed for worst Latin derived language.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:01:17 No.1997894 Report

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>>1997892
>Gaulish that was raped by Latin.
Quite the opposite. There´s very little Gaulish material in French vocabulary. It´s all in the accent, which serious FUCKED UP the Latin. Almost as bad as those Slavs in Rumania did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:02:50 No.1997895 Report

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>>1997877
>gendered languages less retarded than non-gendered languages

Get fucked, French is beyond retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:02:57 No.1997896 Report

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>>1997894
>There´s very little Gaulish material in French vocabulary
Just goes to show you how badly it was raped; to death. And then it was replaced by Latin with Gaulish pronunciation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:06:50 No.1997897 Report

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>>1997892
I doubt it. Looks like a simplified germanic language grammatically, much like the scandi languages. You can translate word for word from Swedish or Norwegian and you'll be pretty much on point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:08:44 No.1997898 Report

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>>1997897
A third of modern English is of French origin. Why? Because it got raped hard by the nobility. Naturally it is doable to build a sentence without any French or Latin loanwords, but it is very hard to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:09:47 No.1997899 Report

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>>1997877
No, no I'm not going to discuss.
I'm going to call you a cunt instead OK?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:23:49 No.1997900 Report

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French does not come from Gaul, it is an evolution of Latin spoken by the Roman legion (lower class latin)
English language started to exist because England was conquered by William of Normandy, a French nobleman of nordic ancestry. To secure his power William enforced a unified language on Britons, which was based on French grammar.

North and French cucked English a thousand years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:45:15 No.1997901 Report

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>>1997898
I'm not disputing that. Vocabulary and grammar are different things, and the English vocabulary has a very heavy French influence. But the grammar is unmistakably Germanic. It's not Latin, and I doubt it's Celtic either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:46:48 No.1997902 Report

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>>1997881
English is pretty much the easiest language

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:48:36 No.1997903 Report

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>>1997877
>Il dit en anglais

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2017 13:53:01 No.1997904 Report

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>>1997898
>It can be done to build a string of words without any French or Latin loanwords, but it is truly hard to do.
All these words (Except French & Latin) are of Old English or Old Norse origin. All I had to do was change or get rid of some adjectives or adverbs in your sentence. All the loanwords we have are almost all adjectives with English equivalents or random nouns for things the Anglo-Saxons didn't have yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXnUx/Gh Thu 31 Aug 2017 15:26:26 No.1998644 Report

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>>1997877
Still true.

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