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Anonymous ID:UgBkS6tu Mon 08 Apr 2024 16:40:46 No.19980113 View View Reply Original Report

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cuts on my hand: superficial
water: drank
beans: yellow and frozen
pension: checked
come, relax your anus and join me while I plant my rosemary hedge

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Anonymous ID:UgBkS6tu Mon 08 Apr 2024 16:46:53 No.19980119 Report

Quoted By: >>19981614

to add to the autism, the following happened
>hacked the system
>>if you donate blood before the seminar you won't need to piss during the seminar
>feeling woozy after seminar, go for a little shopping
>hit up Ye Olde Sex Shop, time to replenish my king size condoms
>in the wooze I grab the paper bag at the bottom and all the condoms just spill out
>mfw
I guess with half a liter of blood missing from the system theres not enough for both the dick and the brains
they gave me the same USB for 0.5L of my red juice, just 2 more and I'll have enough for a RAID0 array

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Anonymous ID:mDeJtDEZ Mon 08 Apr 2024 16:55:42 No.19980136 Report

Quoted By: >>19980370

The most discord trannies follow your example the less bant will be populated

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Anonymous ID:UgBkS6tu Mon 08 Apr 2024 17:26:27 No.19980370 Report

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>>19980136
that doesn't make any sense, if they are on discord and they are transvestites they aren't having any heterosexual intercourse that would result in progeny
however I agree more people should eat yellow beans and plant rosemaries, moths hate rosemary for they are succullent and ripe with borneole and cineole
and probably camphor, those moth bitches hate camphor so much it's not even real

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Anonymous ID:SgOPhnPv Mon 08 Apr 2024 20:43:58 No.19981614 Report

Quoted By: >>19981803

>>19980119
condoms? sex? post sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UgBkS6tu Mon 08 Apr 2024 21:19:44 No.19981803 Report

Quoted By: >>19981820

>>19981614
what are you asking me?
>condoms
to protect my career, can't have kids while I'm this close to graditating
>sex
yes I use condoms for sex, I certainly don't store sprimg rolls or oce cream in them
>post sex
no,you're supposed to use condoms before and during sex, do they not teach you how to use condoms in the US of A??

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Anonymous ID:SgOPhnPv Mon 08 Apr 2024 21:22:59 No.19981820 Report

Quoted By: >>19985819

>>19981803
sex image? sex? post sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FHyc8Zx+ Tue 09 Apr 2024 05:11:53 No.19985819 Report

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>>19981820
dude you have such a wide pool of opportunity to get pictures and or videos of sex online it's not even real
pornhub, spankbang, erome, fapello, dedicated 4chan boards, twitter...

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