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>>20019091
Lazy baker. What the hell is this? Let’s try to act like professionals here. What’s up with the board anyway? Is this where the furrys and pedos go when they’re banned? Anyway buy oil.
XOM, SHEL, ET, RIG

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Anonymous ID:7XuMrM9e Sun 14 Apr 2024 19:05:40 No.20023191 Report

Quoted By: >>20026987

>>20019134
Go back yourself dirty rodent

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Anonymous ID:KCadedl4 Sun 14 Apr 2024 19:36:24 No.20023391 Report

Quoted By: >>20026987

>>20021416
After careful consideration, I have decided to become worse.

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Anonymous ID:v8W9XEEp Sun 14 Apr 2024 22:56:57 No.20024786 Report

Quoted By: >>20026987

>>20020905
YOU ARE NOT ME, BECAUSE I AM ME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lg4SFRw Mon 15 Apr 2024 04:07:15 No.20026927 Report

Quoted By: >>20026987 >>20027132

It's not really /smg/ without the links
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

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Anonymous ID:I4Pm7LqB Mon 15 Apr 2024 04:18:20 No.20026987 Report

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>>20026927
This thread is an old mis-bake. Do not use this thread. We're staying in this one until it either gets to page 9 or we hit 600 replies.
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Anonymous ID:2Se7QpRh Mon 15 Apr 2024 04:49:23 No.20027132 Report

Quoted By: >>20027200 >>20027218

>>20026987
fuck off

>>20026927
thanks

I hope americans get deployed to israel to be arab cannon fodder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NiSaDkB Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:04:34 No.20027200 Report

Quoted By: >>20027216 >>20027218

>>20027132
If I get "deployed" anywhere I'm driving back up to Vienna with my hatchet and deploying some democracy directly into the back of some neocon legislator's head.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Se7QpRh Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:07:51 No.20027216 Report

Quoted By: >>20027228

>>20027200
no you won't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I4Pm7LqB Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:08:03 No.20027218 Report

Quoted By: >>20027221

>>20027132
>>20027200
This thread is a mis-bake from earlier today. Use this one instead:
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Anonymous ID:2Se7QpRh Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:09:17 No.20027221 Report

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>>20027218
no thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NiSaDkB Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:12:04 No.20027228 Report

Quoted By: >>20027251

>>20027216
Fucking watch me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Se7QpRh Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:15:55 No.20027251 Report

Quoted By: >>20027263

>>20027228
all bark no bite
statistically speaking, (you) are undereducated, overweight and poor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NiSaDkB Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:18:42 No.20027263 Report

Quoted By: >>20027286

>>20027251
I have a degree, make six figures, and am a healthy weight. I don't own property though and if the Chinese showed up I'd volunteer to help them torch the "country."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Se7QpRh Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:23:58 No.20027286 Report

Quoted By: >>20027305

>>20027263
yes and you will also axe-chop the skull of an austrian legislator if americans get deployed to israel
you have already lose your integrity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NiSaDkB Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:28:31 No.20027305 Report

Quoted By: >>20027354

>>20027286
>austrian legislator
What? Vienna is the wealthy part of Fairfax VA. I use to live down the highway from there.

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Anonymous ID:4R7J4BKT Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:38:17 No.20027347 Report

Quoted By: >>20027419

Welcome to /bant/ new anons! I've never seen an /smg/ thread posted this wayy before today! And Im soo excited to learn about stoonks! I never frequented /biz/ because it was too intimidating but now that everyone is here things seem laxed and I feel like I can finally participate. So how do I make fast cash? I have robinhood?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4R7J4BKT Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:41:10 No.20027354 Report

Quoted By: >>20027363

>>20027305
Omg I live in Tysons. Let's meet up? Or maybe I'll find you randomly xD I'll have my pepe shirt on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NiSaDkB Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:48:07 No.20027363 Report

Quoted By: >>20027412

>>20027354
>Let's meet up?
No. Also I moved out of NoVA because I was tired of only having Asian friends and paying a zillion dollars to rent a shitbox and sit in traffic to go anywhere that didn't have a metro station.

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Anonymous ID:fj0mme0u Mon 15 Apr 2024 05:50:34 No.20027366 Report

Quoted By: >>20027399

how the fuck is this dividend yield calculated? 70 cents is not close to 2% of $150

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Anonymous ID:4R7J4BKT Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:01:25 No.20027396 Report

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First for MSFT!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yu6HQekc Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:02:54 No.20027399 Report

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>>20027366
70 cents is a single dividend, there are multiple throughout the year. Most US companies pay quarterly, and if yield is measured trailing it may be including a bigger previous dividend which will also push the % up. In this case the number looks correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4R7J4BKT Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:07:59 No.20027412 Report

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>>20027363
Come to dupont circle here in DC! Where do you live now? I'm new to stoonks so I need someone to help guide me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yu6HQekc Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:11:01 No.20027419 Report

Quoted By: >>20027432 >>20027478

>>20027347
pick one of the following:
VOO
XOM
SOXL
AQB
NYCB

take as much money as you possibly can out of every paycheck and use it to buy as much of your chosen stonk as possible. repeat weekly until you're rich.

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Anonymous ID:4R7J4BKT Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:15:50 No.20027432 Report

Quoted By: >>20027478 >>20027491

>>20027419
Ngl you guys are pretty cool. I was thinking you all would sperg out when I revealed my sexual identity through my img posts. But no one has flamed me. You guys rock. I really misjudged /biz/.

The only stocks I have ever purchased before was dogecoin on robinhood. I ended up losing a lot of money. Which would you suggest from the list?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj0mme0u Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:32:58 No.20027478 Report

Quoted By: >>20027492

>>20027419
he said fast cash, not an index fund in a market that is likely overvalued.
>>20027432
you don't make fast cash unless you gamble or scam.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yu6HQekc Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:38:30 No.20027491 Report

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>>20027432
Fathands is into gay sex too and he's been shilling NYCB so maybe you could go with that

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Anonymous ID:4R7J4BKT Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:38:49 No.20027492 Report

Quoted By: >>20027539

>>20027478
You scam in the stock market? How the hell does that work. Life is a gamble so I'm okay with that. My sexuality puts me at risk everyday being assaulted by some chud or phobic asshole. It's made me aware of risks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fj0mme0u Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:41:58 No.20027499 Report

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if i'm looking for a simple etf tracking the s&p 500, why shouldn't i just pick whatever has the highest dividend yield?

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Anonymous ID:fj0mme0u Mon 15 Apr 2024 06:56:54 No.20027539 Report

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>>20027492
not really in the stock market and if you try you probably end up in federal prison but you can scam in crypto

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