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Anonymous ID:IWQcCLUH Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:00:45 No.20019936 View View Reply Original Report

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im a 32 year old virgin

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Anonymous ID:ZYDq7Z9f Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:13:15 No.20019976 Report

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>>20019936
I'm a 33 year old virgin (but I'm engaged)

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Anonymous ID:Q8bGmwwM Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:43:02 No.20020035 Report

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>>20019936
eat some meat

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:44:06 No.20020038 Report

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After hours talk here.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:46:27 No.20020041 Report

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I called it from the beginning it was a shit card. The only thing interesting about the chinese fighters was how they fought with their eyes closed.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:47:45 No.20020047 Report

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I'm so far gone everything smells like tempura around me.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:50:18 No.20020053 Report

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No I didn't expect him to get that mad over it. It just happened. Look, I don't go into these situations thinking I'm going to create drama. You heard it for yourselves.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:51:51 No.20020057 Report

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He gave the kid bad advice and I called him out on it. Ok, here's what happened. Here's the whole thing.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:53:19 No.20020061 Report

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So there I was watching airplane videos minding my own business. Suddenly a conversation came up about some guy who wanted to break up with his cousin. I really didn't care, but I was listening right?

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:54:42 No.20020065 Report

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So he was making a whole thing about how he wants to break up with his cousin because he thinks she's cheating on him with her black ex. I said whatever. I don't care.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:57:05 No.20020071 Report

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So this person interrupts my thoughts and says, "hey did you hear what happened to me?". I don't know what happened so I obviously said no. He goes, "oh you don't remember?". Suddenly I'm quincy trying to solve a mystery.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 09:58:51 No.20020077 Report

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I said, "no, what are you talking about". There are witnesses to this conversation. I didn't bring it up. He tells me, "So I DM'd that girl". Once again no clue who he is talking about.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:01:33 No.20020084 Report

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I said, "ok what happened?". He says, I DM'd this girl, "Hey how have you been, haven't seen you in a while". I said, "ok, what happened?". He goes, "she left me on seen and then she unfollowed me".

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:03:41 No.20020088 Report

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So obviously my first reaction is to laugh. So I did. I laughed really hard. How do you send one message and immediately get ignored right? So I asked him, "What did you send to her exactly?".

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:05:33 No.20020091 Report

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Out of nowhere he says, "I sent her what Dan thought I should send." So my radar went off. That's hilarious to me. Dan managed to ruin any chances of a relationship for someone else, purely by offering advice. My ears are up. I want this PLEASE tell me more.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:06:38 No.20020093 Report

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So I asked him how long he has known this girl. He says he doesn't know her. Ok...

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:07:17 No.20020094 Report

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"So how do you know about her?"

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:07:43 No.20020096 Report

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"Oh you know. I know her from eight years ago".

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:10:27 No.20020098 Report

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So at this point I'm laughing my ass off. "How did it turn out?". "She left me on seen and then she unfollowed me"

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:11:16 No.20020100 Report

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Now I have to know. I NEED to know what he said to be ignored and then unfollowed. I'm pissing myself I'm so happy.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:13:18 No.20020103 Report

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He says, "I said, hey how you been, haven't seen you in a while." Ok... Seems harmless. "How do you know this girl?", I ask. "Oh, I know her from 8 years ago". I am dying laughing.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:15:15 No.20020106 Report

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I was laughing so hard I almost went to the hospital. In what world do you text a girl who you haven't encountered in 8 years, "Hey, how you been, haven't seen you in a while". She's a complete stranger!

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:17:17 No.20020107 Report

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Haven't seen you in a while? That's something you say to someone you've been having lunch with every month for the past 10 years, but you had to stop because your parents died. That's like going up to the walmart janitor and saying, "Hey, how you been bud? Long time no see". LOL

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:18:21 No.20020110 Report

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I demanded he tell me who told him to do this. Sure enough, it's the biggest incel of all time.

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Stella(she/her) !wzi4fPBOgI ID:uR+5AO7h Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:22:44 No.20020383 Report

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Then I wanted pizza so I ordered papa johns.

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Anonymous ID:K/suvens Sun 14 Apr 2024 10:29:20 No.20020395 Report

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>>20020383
basic shit like pepporoni or something good like bbq chicken or bacon jalepeno or something?

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Anonymous ID:G/2/8Qb0 Sun 14 Apr 2024 12:41:11 No.20020794 Report

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all those messages and yet you're still not a real woman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ncqckO8+ Sun 14 Apr 2024 12:42:27 No.20020796 Report

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can someone fucking kill this stupid tranny subhuman

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