i work at a burger joint, decent-sized national chain. thought i'd share some of my experiences with you guys.

>3rd day on the job
>gm approaches me
>sweatypalms.jpg
"anon we need to do something about the nigger problem"
>i agree
>so we throw away all of the stale fries
>next day gm informs me that effective immediately all latinos have been fired
>which basically just amounts to tim, who was only 1/2 mexican
>he trained me how to close dishes on my first day
>on that same night, we shot the raccoon that had been raiding the dumpster for a month
>looked more like a cat than a raccoon
>had a collar, too, but oh well
>after close the gm demonstrated to everyone how to properly skin a cat-coon
>now the hide hangs above the broken computer in the office
>i already miss tim
>feelsbadman.jpg
anyways two weeks later tim got arrested for trying to steal an elephant but you know

also
>4th day on the job
>gm's day off
>no more tim
>kitchen filled with niggers
>one of them brought his daki of cthulu
>fucking around with it while the restaruant is dead
>set it on fire
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>he spends the rest of his shift crying
>then one person comes in
>orders 12 burgers
>i'm the only one in the kitchen since all the niggers are busy comforting their homie
that was a good day

i've got more stories to share if you guys want them