It's abortion man the liberal super hero!

Abortion man flies around the world, giving 10-year-olds abortions!

Abortion man, he will respect our bodily autonomy!

"Oh no, I'm pregnant. Somebody save me!"

Never fear abortion man is here!

Hey abortion man, what you doing?

Oh no, we don't wanna show that to the cameras. In fact why don't you turn the camera off?

There now we're all done! *chucks a bloody bag into a dumpster*

Hey abortion, man, what's in the dumpster?

You don't need to worry about that!

Another day, another woman's reproductive freedom exercised!

Abortion man, abortion man, if he can't kill it, no one can!