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1: get a good paying job and invest diligently into ETFs with a proven track record. things like VTI and QQQ are pretty good and i would consider BTC to be pretty safe over the long term at this point. it doesn't really matter what your job is, but it should be something you would be doing regardless of wether its your job or not. unfortunately gooning and shitposting aren't very monetizable. find a hobby, do it a lot, and one day you'll reach a point where someone will pay you to do what you're doing for them.
2: make a business selling a product/service and scale it to reach demand. honestly just make something you would pay for yourself. it can be something as simple as a youtube channel making videos you would watch if somebody else was making them, and the nice part about youtube is that jewgle already did the "scaling" part for you.
3: yolo on shitcoins and hope you picked the right ones
4: win the lottery
5: prove reincarnation is real, kill yourself, and hope you reroll into a richfag family
