Hey virgins of /bant/, you no longer have to feel ashamed or fret and worry if you'll be a wizard forever for today I have you a solution.

>STEP ONE
>Visit Chinese butcher
>STEP TWO
>Acquire cow vagoo
>STEP THREE
Make passionate love to aforementioned cow snatch
>STEP FOUR (OPTIONAL)
Cook and eat vagina steak to absorb your powers.