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>have femcel friend
>she grew up in a repressed immigrant muslim household so she's completely socially retarded and into freak yaoi shit, pretty much only into fictional characters or gay onlyfans dudes
>otherwise solid 8/10 when she isn't wearing sweats (usually is tho)
>often she invites me over and we cook together and play vidya or watch shitty movies
>be at her place helping w dinner, she's sharpening her kitchen knife on a whetstone
>suddenly walks up to me, gets really close, until i back up against the fridge
>she has this crazy intense look in her eye, sort of smiling
>puts the knife against my fucking neck
>i just stand there, frozen, what the fuck
>after a moment, she slowly shaves off a bit of stubble, chuckles, and goes back to cooking like normal
>pretends that nothing happened meanwhile im getting hard

WHAT????? WHAT???!!!???