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>be me
>go 2 mc donald's
>stuck in line behind one fat guy
>he farts
>my subconscious mind makes my nose go, *sniff*
>he hears my sniff and turns around and looks at me blushing
I'll get a double cheese burger with no onions no pickles and extra cheese with small fries and a small coke.
I'm not a big eater.
Call it Mc Clown food, these fries never mold because they're deep fried in grease and embalming fluid! The burgers are sprinkled with the corpse power of clowns feet! Sometimes you can taste the hands of an African man who made your burger on a hot sweaty day with no gloves. Sometimes you can taste what tastes like shit in your patty. Sometimes when you take your first bite you pull your food back with a big line of saliva that wasn't yours.
It sucks, but we eat it anyway.
Why is Mc Donald's so good?
NEETS get their mom to drive to mc dicks to pick up their order while they're down stairs on the game
>go 2 mc donald's
>stuck in line behind one fat guy
>he farts
>my subconscious mind makes my nose go, *sniff*
>he hears my sniff and turns around and looks at me blushing
I'll get a double cheese burger with no onions no pickles and extra cheese with small fries and a small coke.
I'm not a big eater.
Call it Mc Clown food, these fries never mold because they're deep fried in grease and embalming fluid! The burgers are sprinkled with the corpse power of clowns feet! Sometimes you can taste the hands of an African man who made your burger on a hot sweaty day with no gloves. Sometimes you can taste what tastes like shit in your patty. Sometimes when you take your first bite you pull your food back with a big line of saliva that wasn't yours.
It sucks, but we eat it anyway.
Why is Mc Donald's so good?
NEETS get their mom to drive to mc dicks to pick up their order while they're down stairs on the game
