>No expensive dates
>No being on your best behavior
>No waiting period
>Don't have to deal with her stupid fucking shit games tests just to piss you off
>No cheating on you with Tyrone
>No divorce
>No losing half your shit you worked hard for
>No more never ending nagging
>No more million hours of work because she refuses to control her spending habit in
>Wear any fucking thing I want at home and out and about
>Eat whatever the fuck I want
>Own as many guns as I want
>Have a fuck ton of money saved
>No longer a slave to goldberg
>Actual time and energy to go to the gym
>Read books and acquire knowledge
>Fuck whores if I want to then leave them
>Even time to spend with the lads BBQing and bullshitting
>I don't much anymore but I could play all the vidya I want
Honestly, massively available free porn on the internet is a fucking god send. Anytime I see a cucked and whipped family man I laugh because I know without a doubt the married rostie whore is burning coal on the side and her husband doesn't even know it will he is putting in mountains of overtime for Goldberg just to make her happy.

You are dumb as fucking mud if you don't take the porn pill and fucking enjoy it. It is rostie kryptonite.