>>2010217>insight into yankeesWe hate weather above 60 degrees. 70+ is beach weather.
We cut wood in spring and let it season all year and it burns good. Cedar to start the fire and then hardwoods to keep it going (maple mostly).
Fuck cedar because it dries up our wells (too thirsty).
FIBS (fucking illinois bitches) come up here and crash our lakes and flowages due to being rude and loud and disruptive to the locals, but thank god the fib snowmobilers like our strip clubs (economy).
We can drunk Ruskies under the table
You can catch fish up here that would eat you whole and bird hunting is non-officially year round.
Coming to Texas is like, being in somalia to me (even though I lived here for like 2 years a long time ago)
