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ID:dT/BF55c No.20107 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Let's get this board started right! Post OC or good read copypasta greentexts. :)
I'll start

>be me 19
>recent HS grad so celebrate by going on camping trip with friends
>friends consist of best bro, mutual grill we both know and one of her friends
>all meet up and pile into small van at friends apartment and head out onto the road
>forest camp site was a good 4 hour drive away so we settle in for a long ride
>play uno with best bro and mutual grill while her friend drives for a solid hour
>around the time we finish up both bro and grill fall asleep
>just me and chick I don't know
>she tries to chat me up but I'm not too good with females so I spill some spaghetti and she's stops talking
>eventually we stop driving for a rest break
>all of us get out at a gas station and buy snacks, use the bathroom etc
>I get out of the restroom first and the clerk asks if I can do him a favor
>sure I guess
>he wants me to keep watch of the register while he goes in the back to find something
>weird but ok
>I'm standing there for around five minutes and the only thing that's happened is my friends went out the car
>truck pulls in to get gas, man steps out and walks in
>walks up to the register I try to yell for the actual worker but the man pulls a gun on me
>I tell him I don't work here and that I'm just watching the register
>he doesn't care
>he wants money
>i ask him how much
>about three-fiddy
>i then realize he's a 300 foot tall lizard from the Paleozoic era
>goddamn lochness monster got me again